I'm starting to believe that I am developing some mild form of insomnia... I haven't gone to bed before 2AM in days..
do I look tired? I feel tired. But I also don't feel like going to bed...
I need to find someone in Columbus willing to go on random adventures with me. There was once a boy, about a year ago, that I could have convinced to go get breakfast with me right now at this very moment. We went to Teejay's almost weekly at absurd hours of the night. Have any of you ever been there? It's like a little taste of the trailer park right in the middle of Columbus and it is awesome. I haven't been there in ages, now.
I spent the evening going through my memories. Y'see I keep this old, beat up trunk at the end of my bed that is stuffed full of old journals, pictures, yearbooks, and keepsakes... I like going through it every so often. It makes me smile. It makes me laugh to remember things about my adolescence I had completely forgotten about--like Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast, how badly I was crushing on that one boy, and my general youthful ridiculousness.
I found this note folded into eighths amongst the clutter:
"To: You
From: Me
You are a dutch uncle who sucks without the necklace with many kinky punks and fantasizes about the time when you, too, will get your whipping from the infamous 'Spanker'. "
Judging by my handwriting I would venture to guess that I must've been around 13 or so when I wrote that. Haha I have NO idea what it means.. but I think that makes it all the more hilarious.
"You drink some water with YOUR ASS!"
do I look tired? I feel tired. But I also don't feel like going to bed...
I need to find someone in Columbus willing to go on random adventures with me. There was once a boy, about a year ago, that I could have convinced to go get breakfast with me right now at this very moment. We went to Teejay's almost weekly at absurd hours of the night. Have any of you ever been there? It's like a little taste of the trailer park right in the middle of Columbus and it is awesome. I haven't been there in ages, now.
I spent the evening going through my memories. Y'see I keep this old, beat up trunk at the end of my bed that is stuffed full of old journals, pictures, yearbooks, and keepsakes... I like going through it every so often. It makes me smile. It makes me laugh to remember things about my adolescence I had completely forgotten about--like Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast, how badly I was crushing on that one boy, and my general youthful ridiculousness.
I found this note folded into eighths amongst the clutter:
"To: You
From: Me
You are a dutch uncle who sucks without the necklace with many kinky punks and fantasizes about the time when you, too, will get your whipping from the infamous 'Spanker'. "
Judging by my handwriting I would venture to guess that I must've been around 13 or so when I wrote that. Haha I have NO idea what it means.. but I think that makes it all the more hilarious.
"You drink some water with YOUR ASS!"
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And I was pissed when Meatwad blew him up.... Pissed.... P-i-s-s-e-d....
You appear to have replaced your normal eye drops with model airplane glue.
I'd like to have more random adventures in Cincinnati... like getting on 71N and taking it to Columbus (would that count?)
Our own version of TeeJay's was called the Silver Truck... though it was mobile and not always easy to find... not a trailer park per-se, but the stray that got away.
I'm willing to go on random adventures with you, that is my favorite thing to do. Spontaneity and randomness are just amazing.