I bought the cutest pet fish ever, and I named him Blag, because he is such a rebel and was the meanest beta they had at the pet store. SO now I cant say I live alone anymore... cause I live with Blag. Mmmmm, finally a big strong man fish to take care of me. Its like a dream come true....
I think I might...
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Well, Al was drunk and went to sleep, leaving me bored at work with nothing to do but work. Lame...
The boss was gone today so I took some dirty pictures in the bathroom for fun... Almost got caught but I didnt. Yeah! Well... maybe I will post some later, I dont know though, I think hes got the only ones. I erased them off...
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The boss was gone today so I took some dirty pictures in the bathroom for fun... Almost got caught but I didnt. Yeah! Well... maybe I will post some later, I dont know though, I think hes got the only ones. I erased them off...
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junker:
hey
happy to see more texans,im from houston.we played down there a couple of times.you like great bands
happy to see more texans,im from houston.we played down there a couple of times.you like great bands
I must work with the stupidest 40 something year old woman ever. She doesnt know anything... and she asks me what to do everytime the boss isnt around because she doesnt want the boss to know she is so stupid. The main reason is because the boss is her sister in law... which is why i cant tell my boss anything about how Im having...
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sbcnyc:
dude..check your email ... sooo drunk right now.. the letter explains most... hung out with Shawn from the Toilet boys tonight.. im sobering up now... when i sent the mail i was on the virge of dyin... false alarm...so dont flip on me... anyways ... ill talk to u tommrow...
waaaa.. miss talkin to u...sorry about dissapearing this afternoon
a L
waaaa.. miss talkin to u...sorry about dissapearing this afternoon
a L
YEAHHHHHH 
, I actually have tomorrow off... Is this what it feels like to be normal? I guess I cant complain, I may not get regular holidays off, but since my boss is strict catholic, we get off on all days of holy obligation. Hahaha, I didnt know I was catholic till I started working here and noticed if I was I got more days...
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, I actually have tomorrow off... Is this what it feels like to be normal? I guess I cant complain, I may not get regular holidays off, but since my boss is strict catholic, we get off on all days of holy obligation. Hahaha, I didnt know I was catholic till I started working here and noticed if I was I got more days... Read More
Ok I had to write again today mostly because I need to look like im doing something at work, and they seem to leave me alone when it looks like Im working. I wonder if anyone would notice if i were to masturbate here at work right now. I have thought about getting one of those vibrator things you can actually wear under your clothes....
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I dont know if ive mentioned it to anyone... But I HATE MY JOB!!! Its an old people job. THere is no room for rock and roll in the insurance biz. Ugh, I hate this job...
Jen didnt show up for practice again last night, and to make things worse, my dad came over to my apartment last night and found my stash... "What do...
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Jen didnt show up for practice again last night, and to make things worse, my dad came over to my apartment last night and found my stash... "What do...
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velvetkither:
yeah balloons should be banned....
suburbanslave:
ouch....i cant remember the last time I got busted by my mom. I do however remember busting her a few yrs ago....my brother came across some pot in her fridge, it was really odd!!!
because you seem very funny to me