A friend of mine was irritated at her husband for being a grumpy prick, and after a few minutes of him haranguing her and being kind of a whiny little bitch, she turned to him and said (and I quote),
"Change your tampon or I'm going to kick you in the pussy."
Dead silence reigned... for five whole seconds before the hysterical laughter ensued. Just kills me.
almost_missed:
Did he laugh though? lol
damian_stark:
Heh. After a while, yes.