To think that @gargoyle23 asked me to do his homework, when I haven't even done mine. Dude, I don't work cheap. Okay. Lies. I do work cheap.

@lyxzen, @rambo and @missy have the most badass curriculum ever. If my high school homework had been like this, I'd have had a scholarship. Here's the deal-e-o: I write the intro paragraph, and you--...
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chefbeth:
A chill swept past her toes as she pushed open the weighty wooden door that opened to the study.

Been thinking on this old axiom.

If this is true, then that project has been going on for several thousand years, and they're still not done! Is the Nebraska DOT spearheading this thing, because as long as it's taking it certainly looks like one of their projects. Refer to I-80 for reference. Now that's milking the clock.

midnightsun:
Oooh.....and he works w his hands?!😈

Her new set is absurdly sexy. She is a goddess and I am totally fanboying on her.

Real talk.

soultry:
She is spectacular 😍 

Just when you thought it was safe...

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To @ivylina! Because our heresy knows no bounds...

Also for the angry religious people. :P

brutiful:
awesome!!
ivylina:
This is sooooooo cool!! 
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Yep. It's theirs now. A bee landed on my can a few minutes ago, and apparently, he told his friends. Now they're hovering around me and my computer and crawling around on my head. Friendly bees. Huh.

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4stringshimmyshyster:
The Bees want to make friends. Much better critters than wasps of god forbid hornets!
soultry:
I wonder if a bee would get annoyed at a swarm of humans...
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Over-Exuberant Update time!

I have been living in Tucson since April 1st, and to be perfectly honest, it has been tough. I left a perfectly good job and comfortable life for the uncertainty and insecurity of a cross country move, just for one reason; to be with my son. Doing so has me living with him, his mother (my ex) and her new husband... which
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wizard0:
Awesome!  Plus your home life has all the makings of a great new sit-com!  Take notes and sell off the rights to it!
damian_stark:
Great. You know you've made it when your life is sitcom material. 
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Catawumpus is in MR now!

If only my dreams were this perfect.

teddykev:
Perfection indeed my friend :-)
chefbeth:
Such beauty!
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I'm so confused... am I doing this right?

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maggie_fracture:
Woo!! 
chefbeth:
Yay!!