lately i feel like i'm sleeping my whole life away.
i went over to my best friend's house and we ate glazed donut holes and drank chianti out of plastic cups and talked about when guys do weird shit in bed (not "kinky" but straight up weird ass shit) and you kinda wanna be like "hey guy, whatcha doin down there?" but you don't want to hurt his feelings or make things awkward. i don't know, maybe i'm a square.
then we watched "igby goes down" which, by the way justin, is a really fucking bad movie. except i thought kieran culkin was kind of hot, which made me feel like even more of a pedophile. and then i got really depressed about the fact that i only like guys who are like 12 years younger than i am. yay, i'm gross!
keep your little brothers away from me
i went over to my best friend's house and we ate glazed donut holes and drank chianti out of plastic cups and talked about when guys do weird shit in bed (not "kinky" but straight up weird ass shit) and you kinda wanna be like "hey guy, whatcha doin down there?" but you don't want to hurt his feelings or make things awkward. i don't know, maybe i'm a square.
then we watched "igby goes down" which, by the way justin, is a really fucking bad movie. except i thought kieran culkin was kind of hot, which made me feel like even more of a pedophile. and then i got really depressed about the fact that i only like guys who are like 12 years younger than i am. yay, i'm gross!
keep your little brothers away from me
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thanks, i like your photo too. anyone ever tell you you look like jesus?
Funny you took note of the resemblance. Actually my great great X20 grandmother fucked Jesus. All my relatives are sort of whores you see. And the bastardly offsping somehow tunrned into me waaaay down the line. It's kind of a creepy story that I don't tell too many people so you should feel honored.