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Stupid glasses broke, contacts are used up, now I have to go eyeglass shopping blind.

Fuck.
rourke:
Hope it works out!
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The Shake Weight is more fun when you put lotion on it, just like many things else in life.
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The Shake Weight is more fun when you put lotion on it, just like many things else in life.
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There are two kinds of people in this world: those who've seen Motrhead, and then there's the rest of you. Holy shit, that was an awesome concert! I just hope you all at least one point in your life get to see Motrhead live. It was amazing. This was my second time, next time they come around NYC, I'll be there!
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Anyone in NYC and want to see a motorhead concert tonight? I have an extra ticket or two.
Write me please!
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anarkiti:
Those are wicked cufflinks!
anarkiti:
Me neither, but man would it be fun to go there specifically to do this!
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If you're going to drink a coke, why not put some Jack Daniel in it? And on that note, why not just send it back, saying: "hey, there's coke in my Jack!"
anarkiti:
:-)
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Here's a blog

Not that it's a revelation or anything new, but I am absolutely not cool. In that I mean I have no game. I've always been the nice guy. Regardless of how many tattoos or motorcycles I have or how many funny things I may say online or in person, in the end of the day, I am an awkward person around ladies....
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richard_:
Keep being the nice dude yo, and FUCK whoever aint gettin it! Otherwise you might make the mistake of picking up somebody that thinks you're entirely someone else, and then you might be left finding out that they are too.

Nice guys don't finish last, we're just blessed with the very unique ability of avoiding 99% of the bullshit that eventually ends up making life totally unbearable for the rest!
anarkiti:
I agree with richard_ . Don't compromise yourself to be with someone that isn't worth you. That's crazy talk!
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daftkraft:
That's the back of my upper left arm. It's a tricky angle. That's most likely not my hand, I'm pretty sure of that.
anarkiti:
Wow. That is pretty sweet!
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When I die I want to be spinning in my grave, like breakdancing.
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I'm starring in the prequel to "I Am Number Four", the new film is called "I Make Number Two."
anarkiti:
LOL You are so silly! I love it!
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The characters that my milkshakes brought to the yard are totally unexpected.