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sextrash:
Why should I look up if you get to stare at your feet? whatever That doesn't seem fair.
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anarkiti:
lol
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For the longest time I thought "Rascal Flatts" was another word for taint.
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Here's a tip to help you keep your job: your boss's wife does NOT have nice boobs. So don't be saying it out loud in the office, or to her face.
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Tell me if this is a good idea. Should I go to Lamaze classes to pick up some single moms? They're gonna think I'm sensitive right?
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Was Jessica's maiden name Human before marrying Roger Rabbit?
anarkiti:
Where ya been Funny Boy?
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I love it when I get to tell a chick to "grow a pair.' I feel so empowered!
anarkiti:
lol... you too? ;-)
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If you're getting rapture'd, can I get your porn and whatever cool stuff you have lying about?
nessy:
haha great entry, as always.
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No offense, but this is literally the worst way to start and end a sentence, lol.
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It shouldn't be a big deal, but I'm going off facebook for a week! Hopefully I can ween off of it, except for posting my weekly haiku. Speaking of, here it is:

TP-ing houses
Is way more noteworthy than
TP-ing toilets