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dear everyone,

i need your xbox live gamertags so i can add you and whip your sorry asses.

sincerely,

dfltrmous (<-- that's my tag. add it now. now.)

well, the dmv successfully body-slammed me into submission yesterday. here's a quick run-down -- a series of unfortunate youth-oriented novels if you will:

1) i applied for a passport. i don't have american photo id, but i was told my canadian photo id would be fine with my other documents (i had to send in the original copy of my report of birth abroad, remember...
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rant time, copied from this comment:

as someone who recently switched back to eating meat after eleven years and fucking hates it, i can tell you one absolute downside of making sane, ethical dietary choices for that long: you end up despairing at the state of western culture even more than you did before.

it eats a fucking pit in your heart hearing "i...
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thought of the moment:

a common refrain of teetotalers is that their body is a temple.

but who ever has any fun in a temple? fuck that.

if anyone needs me, i'll be investigating the bottom of a bottle of wine with my roommates.

i had a dream, right before i woke up, that i was in people's cafe thinking about what to order -- though everything was different, as is the way of dreams -- when a girl walked up to me, asked if i liked Tatyana Ali, then started dancing.

the only meaning i can get from it is that i should probably order breakfast there this...
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my birthday was a success -- at least as much as four days of waking up drunk can be. it's all about how you measure success, really.

many thanks to everyone who left me birthday wishes, you're the best pack of nerds a guy could ask for praise on the internet from. or from whom a guy could, on the internet, ask for praise. whatever....
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so journal updates, let's talk about them.

my friends showed up last thursday from vancouver. my friends from vancouver also showed up last thursday.

for those of you keeping track, that's six straight days of hangovers. thanks to today's "office social" and 1964 at edinburgh tonight, it's looking like seven. it turns out that office socials consist of beer pong and flip cup, who'd have...
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ok so:

a) when you're drunk and hungry after an awesome burlesque show, don't go to best of thai noodle on haight right before closing time, because they will cook your food on a meaty grill and make you sick for days. oh if only i could learn to enjoy feeling like i'm being punched in the stomach 24 hours a day, then it wouldn't...
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