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my right eyelid has been twitching now for 6 straight days. not continuisly but intermittently.

go wolves
nicolelee:
i already DID the pinstripes, lol. are you calling me a Madonna impersonator?

i had the eye-twitch about 4 years ago. it would just... twitch and i could do nothing to make it stop. probably lasted about 4 months. you just gotta let it faaaaaaaaaade.
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catch phrase of the minute:

unintended consequences


anybody ever seen Scorcese's "Last Temptation of Christ"?

the john the babtist charecter is me...me...deliver me from evil.

Jim Jarmusch has a new flick coming out and it looks friggin hossenfeffer like. it's a sorta who's who of who-ville.
gza, rza, tomwaits, iggypop, robertobenigni, billmurray, cateblanchett, spikelee'ssister, stevenwright, othercoolpeople.

i love jimjarmusch.

my heeb neighbor is sexy and...
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ilovemikehunt:
i don't get it.
have you seen kill bill (either)?
werd to fucking rza, god.

[Edited on Apr 25, 2004 1:03AM]
ilovemikehunt:
pssshhht...
i have direction.

edit - no, i didn't mean pfffhh.
i meant pssshhht.
there's a difference...
pfffh is kinda like a toned down version of pssshht.
like, i'll say pffhh someone tells me something that i think is funny in a laughing-with-you sort of way.
pssshht is a straight up 'on the real, mother fucker?' laughing-at-you sort of deal. like, you're on some silly shit.
i say pffhh with a coy smile.
i say psshht with a eyebrow-scrunching, sneering facial contortion.

[Edited on Apr 25, 2004 12:30PM]
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I dream in "bazooka tooth"
my heart beats to "7's Travels"
my head races to "Hope"
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The minimum age is shifting...stuck.

ilovemikehunt:
puke
ooooh i just realized that tylwhore has a new flick up. must go now. bye bye.
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she fills my thoughts, this modern marytylermoore
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ilovemikehunt:
aesthete? interesting.
i guess i'm an aesthete, if i'm understanding your werd correctly. oh whoa, i just looked it up, it is a real werd. and i am using it correctly.
NYC is very aesthetically appealing.
are you talking about the girl in the picture? you bangin the bitch?
pppfffttt:
fuck I love gay 15 year olds
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even though i'm not a practicing catholic i refrain from meat on this holy Good Friday. It's more out of respect for my upbringing...

i view this site as a meat substitute.

Side Note: I bought new Bath Towels...they look great.
ilovemikehunt:
FUCK OFF!
i was going to go to church today, but then my friend told me that they walk around collecting people's money... oh my god, nothing's changed in the past millenium, the church is still after our wallet contents.
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The Laundromat where I do my Laundry has a service where you can just drop it off and pick it up 24 hours later. I never use it, but I see who does as I'm folding my own Laundry. They are, without exception, all white hipsters. Pleasant people it appears, but unquestionably white.

As I look around the room everytime I'm folding my whitytyty's I...
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absinthe:
True, true - but I think Holden had the love deep down in his heart. I think he just always talked about everyone being 'goddamn phonies' to hide the fact that he was secretly compassionate/wounded ... god I love that book ... Thats my theory anyway - have to ask J.D Salinger I guess. I'm flattered that you put me as one of your favorites ! kiss
ilovemikehunt:
thanks, dickwad.
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i am older today
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rachel:
I BET!!
that sounds awesome!!
unfortunately, i won't make it that far east/north... frown
pppfffttt:
maybe that two year old you lost a stare down to can bend you over and spank you like you've never been spanked before!!!!! who's humble now birthday bitch!! happy birthday stevebaby. xoxo
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if i put my head upside down and you draw eyes on my chin i kinda look like:

1) Brian Bosworth
2) Chip from Weird Science
3) Ivan Drago from Rocky IV
4) Billy Idol
5) Carrot Top

any other ideas?
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thursday:
man, now i feel dumb for missing that reference...
ilovemikehunt:
hahahaha
people always snap the werst possible shots of that mother fucker!
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chicken curry...i found my local Indian restaurant finally. I officially have every food group represented within a 3 block radius....oh the humanity. or in this case..oh the chicken, the chicken, the poor poor chicken.
ilovemikehunt:
i made more indian food today... i got really experimental and ended up using mango in it. turned out to be pretty fucking hot.
poor chick-hens. what would their lives be like if it weren't for you ravaging them. ...they'd prolly have some other asshole on the ravaging tip. well, at least this way, someone interesting is violating their carcasses.