Tuesday Sep 21, 2004

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Guess who just made out with one of his two housemates?

...who has a boyfriend?

...who is the third housemate?

It's okay though! Right? Because they're in an open relationship! Right? Because while dormcest is bad, housecest is great! Right?

I'm a bad, bad, bad Mormon.
jewcy:
UH OH. look what you did!!!
dunx:
Oh shit dude. Watch out. And buy a gun while you're at it.

Thursday Sep 16, 2004

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I'm doing my qual.

Joy to the motherfucking free world.

At this point, it looks like it'll be a literature review on the most important factors in voter turnout.

Why do you suckers go and vote? I mean, I know you're lazy, and certain states (especially those overwhelmed by Brand Oregon) are attempting to meat you halfway, as it were, by doing vote by mail....
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ktkate:
Thank you, I'm trying NOT to come to destruction. Good luck w/ the qual, I'm sure you'll be fine. People just suck, isn't it more of a psychologist's question anyway?!?

Edit: I'm retarded.

[Edited on Sep 19, 2004 12:56PM]

Monday Sep 13, 2004

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Hey! Guess who just found out (we're talking absolutely no prior knowledge, here!) that his qual proposal is due in an hour and a half?

I fucking hate hate hate hate hate that I let this happen.

This is my fucking life, here!

Where was I for all of this? Was I expecting to be told? Was I expecting, perhaps that the some kind individual...
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dunx:
Dude. Weak. Good luck though.
I wish I could be a bit more empathetic, but being a math guy, our requirements were uh...slightly less strick.

Here's my thesis proposal, feel free to plagiarize as you see fit.

"I like polytopes. They are pretty. So is Dave."

Seriously. That was it.

Wednesday Sep 01, 2004

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Classes started, and I got some sleep.

This is a weird thing. I'm used to school equalling death by sleep deprivation. But the Man works in mysterious ways.

I'm so damned tired... O-Week was tough work. But it looks like we have a good crop of incoming kids.

Speaking of which, there's this cute Brazilian girl... she's actually 6'. And totally cute.

Did I mention...
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kengineer:
What? And I thought I was hard on myself. Ask her out! Dance! Tell her bad jokes! Fuck her brains out! She won't let you do anything she's not into. Could be all she wants in life is to get that geeky white boy upper-classman alone. Or not. Ask, and find out.

Word to the wise: From what I hear, birth control in Brazil consists mainly of throwing a pinch of salt over your shoulder when you're done. If things get hot and heavy, be prepared to take a leadership role on that issue, eh?

Monday Aug 23, 2004

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International Orientation sucks like KMFDM.

I was on campus till three this morning playing pot limit Texas Hold 'Em.

There's this really cute French girl, who smiles at me a bunch. She says "France" like "Fraaance." It's somehow attractive.
dem_z:
Hello!
May I ask what international orientation is? Are there a bunch of foreign students there? And yes, French accents are always attractive.

Tuesday Aug 17, 2004

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I realized today that Thursday is my last day at the campaign. I'm leaving, so that I can work Orientation next week.

"Orientation?" you may ask, "Doesn't that right before school does?"

Why, yes, True Believer, it is. Impossible as it may sound, classes start two weeks from this day!

I'm not terribly pleased. I haven't finished my reading list. I could gain so much...
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Saturday Aug 14, 2004

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Today was the day.

The first event (owho held that awesome 4th of July Partyne NE Fremont) flopped. Only one person showed up.

The second event (on NE Killingsworth) wrocked. We ended up with like 15 people there.

It was the most interesting conversation dynamic ever. It started off with Earl, Joe, Joe's friend Saul (he had that awesome 4th of July Party), myself, and...
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ktkate:
No shit. I just want to get out!
al:
You can't do 1,000 crunches. I'm onto you.

Tuesday Aug 10, 2004

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It turns out that my boss (Earl's campaign manager) wants there to be a media presence at my events.

I'm so excited that I could die. These are my first events, and everything is going really really well.

After work I walked through Lloyd Center listening to rap beats and freestyling in my head about what I'm going to do when I take over the...
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Monday Aug 09, 2004

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Work is so cool. I've been given the neatest project: put a Congressman in a coffee shop. Have him talk with locals. Get him votes. Get votes for John Kerry. Do not waste our money.

I researched the indy coffee houses of North and East Portland. I called two pages worth of them. I had a phone slammed on me. I selected the best two...
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jewcy:
it's going to be a sad day if you become the man. not that you suck and you couldn't be the man, but the man sucks, and if you became him, then you would suck, and i would be sad.
i'm going to sit here and hope it's the copier toner. surreal

Sunday Aug 08, 2004

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So I'm lounging about this big empty house nekkid, and I think "Hey! You know what'd be great? Tanning on the roof!" So I get the necessary gear together: book, iPod, towel, robe, climb up the ladder, hop out, and immediately feel stupider than I have since my first day of college.

You see, it's been sunny all day. and the roof is covered... with...
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jewcy:
haha, better luck next time smile
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