so I spent some of this morning with a video cam in my hand. one of my buddies wanted me to take a video of him skating a long with a ton of pics.
so we're at the park and he is doing his thing when some of his buddies show up . they are really nice and shit. some of them I have met before. they sit down on the grass and get ready to blaze. since i might be with child , we find out next week . i decide to move to another spot. my friend casper comes over to join me so i'm not all by myself. he got his nickname from watching KIDS all the time when if first came out.
so we are sitting and talking about this and then when his buddy Nate comes over to join us. Nates really funny and always teases casp about his huge crush on me. he brings it up and casp gets all red in the face then asks Nate what color my eyes are. Nate was like they are brown and casp is like are they light or dark brown . Nate is like does that really matter. casp was all like well maybe if u actually looked at them for once instead of her boobs u would actually know. now Nate is all red and is like I do look at them and they . I have noticed that he spends most of his time talking to my chest , so i was like PFFFFT u wish u did. so Nate is all like well shit who doesn't check out your chest , your gazongas are hard to miss. to my luck he said it loud enough for the whole park to hear cause heads turned and looked our way. at this point casp socks Nate for what he said. he is like dude show some respect for Beetle . Nate tells me that he has lots of love for me and I should know that he is saying this shit out of fun . I give him one of my glares . then ask him *if this is out of fun then what's with the huge tent in your pants that u are trying to cover up behind your board* casp is now rolling on the grass laughing about to piss his pants. Nate is trying to think of something to say and get his raging hard on to go down while the rest of the group comes over to chill.
I know that my chest isn't that small , but does it have to make everyone I talk to hard ? oh and this is all on tape and in caspers hands for blackmail.
enough about that . so i'm thinking of spending the rest of this afternoon chillin . we rented Gummo and Kids . casp is probably going to come over to hang . he went home to shower , eat and probably jerk one off. he also wants to hear some more about this new crush of mine. the guy that it's on knows about it and was in shock since he has one on me too. so now it's out in the open and i'm all happy.
casp just called and he is on going to be here in like 2 hours wants to take a nap . he has been wanting to come over and hang since tues , but his damn boss keeps making him stay late at work. casp is trying to think of a way to tell his friends that he is BI . one of his buddies knows and it kewl about it . the rest don't. he is kinda nerveous about it since the crush that nate thinks he has is really on him and not me. casp and i use to date in the past when we were like 14 and i would come to philly to spend the summer with my grandmother and my aunt down at the jersey shore. his mom is one of my moms good friends so they would come down to my aunts beach house to stay with us . so we have been there done it. so now we just have to figure out a good way of telling Nate. what casp doesn't know is that Nate is also BI. Nate and I had a long talk a couple of mons ago and he opened up to me about a lot of shit and made me promise not to tell casp . so i have kept my promise and I can't wait to see what happens when they find out.
so i'm all happy about my crush finding out and I hope those two will be as happy as i am when they find out.
so we're at the park and he is doing his thing when some of his buddies show up . they are really nice and shit. some of them I have met before. they sit down on the grass and get ready to blaze. since i might be with child , we find out next week . i decide to move to another spot. my friend casper comes over to join me so i'm not all by myself. he got his nickname from watching KIDS all the time when if first came out.
so we are sitting and talking about this and then when his buddy Nate comes over to join us. Nates really funny and always teases casp about his huge crush on me. he brings it up and casp gets all red in the face then asks Nate what color my eyes are. Nate was like they are brown and casp is like are they light or dark brown . Nate is like does that really matter. casp was all like well maybe if u actually looked at them for once instead of her boobs u would actually know. now Nate is all red and is like I do look at them and they . I have noticed that he spends most of his time talking to my chest , so i was like PFFFFT u wish u did. so Nate is all like well shit who doesn't check out your chest , your gazongas are hard to miss. to my luck he said it loud enough for the whole park to hear cause heads turned and looked our way. at this point casp socks Nate for what he said. he is like dude show some respect for Beetle . Nate tells me that he has lots of love for me and I should know that he is saying this shit out of fun . I give him one of my glares . then ask him *if this is out of fun then what's with the huge tent in your pants that u are trying to cover up behind your board* casp is now rolling on the grass laughing about to piss his pants. Nate is trying to think of something to say and get his raging hard on to go down while the rest of the group comes over to chill.
I know that my chest isn't that small , but does it have to make everyone I talk to hard ? oh and this is all on tape and in caspers hands for blackmail.
enough about that . so i'm thinking of spending the rest of this afternoon chillin . we rented Gummo and Kids . casp is probably going to come over to hang . he went home to shower , eat and probably jerk one off. he also wants to hear some more about this new crush of mine. the guy that it's on knows about it and was in shock since he has one on me too. so now it's out in the open and i'm all happy.
casp just called and he is on going to be here in like 2 hours wants to take a nap . he has been wanting to come over and hang since tues , but his damn boss keeps making him stay late at work. casp is trying to think of a way to tell his friends that he is BI . one of his buddies knows and it kewl about it . the rest don't. he is kinda nerveous about it since the crush that nate thinks he has is really on him and not me. casp and i use to date in the past when we were like 14 and i would come to philly to spend the summer with my grandmother and my aunt down at the jersey shore. his mom is one of my moms good friends so they would come down to my aunts beach house to stay with us . so we have been there done it. so now we just have to figure out a good way of telling Nate. what casp doesn't know is that Nate is also BI. Nate and I had a long talk a couple of mons ago and he opened up to me about a lot of shit and made me promise not to tell casp . so i have kept my promise and I can't wait to see what happens when they find out.
so i'm all happy about my crush finding out and I hope those two will be as happy as i am when they find out.
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gummo rocks!
-Josh