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walking on legs that are spent and soar.

i saw him again.
i tried to stay away.
he tried to stay away.

we watched bevis and butthead and laughed out loud while drinking cheap beer and smoking dank weed from mexico.
he's
everything i want in a friend
everything i want in a lover
everything i want in an enemy

he's
damaged.

i used to...
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jtiberius:
No, you wouldn't. And the cruel drum of irony bangs on. That said, once you master this concept--and realize the key to life is a detatched appreciation of its preprogrammed contradictions--it's all cake.

In any event, if you truly are feminine caucasian Richard Pryor incarnate, it's all good anyway...

Welcome new friend.
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if i were a black man
i 'd be richard prior.



watching viva la bam. that fucking idiot, i can't stop watching him - i must invite him over for tea and crumpets.

so funny, i am gettting into this myspace thing (i am also getting the hang of this site) ... it is funny (arrgh), i'd like to thank all my friends for believing...
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I am excited because a photographer that I adore has asked me to be her stylist of photo shoots. I am making up some bus. cards for myself so I look and feel legit and there is a local store that I am considering submitting my designs to. How fun to see someone walking down the street with my deisgn on. and why not .......
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i am so tired of having my heart riped out and handed to me on a paper plate. for once maybe they could gently remove it while using local anistetics and hand it to me on a silver platter rimed with gold and accented with seedless grapes.
for once can i have a straight answer, one from the heart. one that i know i can...
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shocked EYE was driving to work today and there were some motorcycle cops behind me and EYE was so nervous because EYE think EYE let my insurance expire. Thank the G-man they didn't pull me over - phhewwww !
raleighboy:
Wow! your from Kalamazoo! Isn't there a big moped following there?
I love Milan Kundera. How romantic um-kay.
Your party looked fantastic!
tongue
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i don't know about a 'moped' following but i do know that elvis lives there. he was my neighbor back in 87'. of course he was a fat radio dj who ran the local bike bar. eventually he was fired and thrown on the street but some sap put him in charge of a strip club ... i think it's called deja vu and it's by the airport. yeah so next time your in kalamazoo get out as fast as you can. surreal
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la la la la la. la la la la la.
la la la la la la la la la la la

do do do do doooooo

ahhhhhhh

!

kiss
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All I've had time to eat today is a small bag of doritos and a coke. I feel like I am on acid !!! puke puke
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ooo aaa
Hi Monkeys and Jellyspoons,
My friend got me on this and so I am filling out at the jucy details but I am at work EL SUICIDO LOCO
I promise promise that if anyone is reading this they can come back on Sunday and I will have this bitch all tricked out for ya'll love

Oh the picture? that's me ... I was determined to pick up a glass...
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mrmiah:
But can you drink said glass of wine using just your toes?
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ARRR!!!

arrr there mrMiah .... as soon as i get home i am sure gonna try ! thanks for the one up wink