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Alright so...I got a story to tell.

Two weeks ago my friend and I go to the mall to find a pair of jeans for her. (yes this is a horor story)

You see. JaneX is going to peru for five months and she needed to find a pair of jeans on this very particular day or else she would be going to peru in her olde worn out jeans.

JaneX ensures me that this will be a easy trip to the mall because the store that I hate more that any other store in the whole entire world because of reasons I could write about for a day and a half carries her perfect size.

can you guess what store?

yes.

ambercrombie and fitch. aarrrghhh.

we get there and instantly we are bombarded by half naked high schoolers in flip flops, the music is bumping so loudly that I can barely communicate to my friend and not to mention all those poor little robotic teenagers that are victims to corporate america and don't even know it.

I look to friend "lets get your jeans." She walks up to this girl and says "can you tell me where your stacks of jeans are?" this was great because for some reason this seemed to be an absurd question to this girl. So JaneX is like "yanno those huge walls with shelves in them that are filled with jeans?" This poor girl was so befuddled that I couldn't believe it! So we found the walls of jeans all by ourselves.

JaneX finds her jeans and shes like "let us go!" I'm like, "try those on, what if they don't fit and you don't find out until you are in Peru?" she signs and heads to the dressing room, comes out the dressing room and guess what?

they don't fit. She needs a size 10. And belive me folks JaneX is no size 10 (not that being a sze 10 is bad.) Shes kinda freekin on the idea of this and asks the same girl from before if they changed to sizes of their jeans.

Keep in mind that this girl is like a triple zero jean size. She is so small, probley only eats celery small. Makes a victorias secret model look fat small. anyways, shes small.

and her reply is "I don't know but a year ago I was two sizes smaller in these jeans that I am now"

At that very moment I almost started to cry.

Is corprate america so fucked up that not only are they going to pump out this unbelivable explicit advertising to a group of very impressionable people, showing them that being half naked and rail thin,or bulging muscles is the best way to look? Then on top of it they are going to ever slowly make their jean sizes smaller with out saying anything? What the fuck?????

Hey teenagers with bulima and anorexia sounds like a law suit waiting to happen.

anyways I just wanted to let you know that if you shop for jeans at that wretched store, you didn't gain any weight. They changed their sizes.

go eat some cheetos!