Heh. I can't stop laughing. Earlier today my boss was quite upset and started spewing out some of the most creative and situationally improbable insults I have ever heard. And now I start laughing every time I remember them. Why? Because the mental images that pop into my mind are so absurd I just can't help it. For example, what the fuck is a douche melon? Where the hell did the beady eyed and retard strong comment come from? And I still have absolutely no idea what a ass felching doughnut puncher is. Don't tell me. I am enjoying being confused.
Shower me with oddly creative verbal abuse please. The last month has been terrible and I could really use more laughter in my life.
Shower me with oddly creative verbal abuse please. The last month has been terrible and I could really use more laughter in my life.
spud_bliss:
some of those sound familiar you chicken sniffing feather plucker. orange assed glue hopper... rectal mint... pine scented turd fluffer... those are just fun to say too