I've been perfecting my loser techniques for a while now .. you have some catching up to do. call me when you're almost 30 and if you're living out of a suitcase in some shitty roach infested basement with no television .. at that time if the bulk of your human contact comes from online chat rooms, messege boards, and a weekly phone call to your mother .. well then we'll talk.
but isn't self deprecation fun sometimes?
IT DOESNT COUNT IF YOU WERE DRUNK!
we all make mistakes, some more than others... IE: that guy from the bar
haha