creepycakes

FACTS:



Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

if you eat takeout on a regular basis, you will swallow about 12 pubic hairs a year




i cant even handle this... lol................................ oh my god............ hahaha............. im never shaking hands with anyone ever .