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why when guys cheat or try to cheat that dumb bitch gf gets mad at the girl.............. all of you like this are idiots.
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richard_:
joefx:
I fucking miss you!!!!!! frown
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they should have forture cookie fortunes that are rude lol.. like ur a little shit.. asshole cookies
out-y belly buttons look like bit off vienna sausages...........
i heard again someone say today that they love animals because they dont treat you like shit or go against you... i dont know if i have said this before on here but its annoying.. i know if dogs...
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creepycakes:
goodsmile haha yea im better. trying to stay calm because that seems to be the only thing helping memiao!!
wolfox:
could've sworn I had a link to rude/insulting fortune cookies, but for some reason I can't find it (maybe they went out of business - I hope not!)...
I did find "misfortune cookies," even if they are a bit expensive (in my opinion) : Misfortune Cookies
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so i guess some people believe the world is supposed to end this saturday........... some guy is telling people he will watch their pets for them while they are gone for 120 dollars... and hes been making so much money!!! lol.. wow.. no one knows the future so people should really stop trying to act like they do. miao!!
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creepycakes:
joe i completely agree with you"))miao!!
rhymeswithmike:
There was one local man here in Taiwan who'd claimed there'd be a 170m tsunami (and 14.0-magnitude earthquake) that would crack Taiwan in half (across the middle, probs, since that's where the mountains and deep valleys are) on May 11th...

Teacher Wang: May 11th = doomsday for Taiwan

Obviously, he was a whole pile of crazy, since Taiwan is all still one island.
whatever
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creepycakes:
miao!!hahahahahakiss
richard_:
hey doode...
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creepycakes:
the only thing i have drawn that i actually looked at something
im going to post something all my idea toddayy!smile)
eroticgeek:
That is awesome! You are incredible at drawing! I love it! love Where are you thinking of putting it if you do decide to turn it into a tattoo?
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when making tacos i dont know why anyone would ever choose to buy the pre made shells.. so gross.. its like having a glass shell that shatters when you take the first bite lol.. who wants that????

Rats and Horses can't vomit... lol i guess that just makes the world a better place...
Right-handed people live, on an average, live nine years longer than...
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creepycakes:
eroticgeek- you totally can make hard shell tacos at home and they are AMILLION times better! thats the only way i eat them.. you just heat oil in a pan and fold and flip corn tortillas a few times then salt them! BOMBDELICIOUSSS. lol. im a good fucking cook.. i can make anything lol.
jofx- yea me either!!! unless i can look as good as cher at her age then maybe... hahaha
natg-yes .. yes they do lol
sensory overlo- i do not understand hahaha
and richard............. you are fucking sick lol hahahaha..
eroticgeek:
Thanks for the tips on making hard shell tacos. I am planning to start trying to cook more things here in the near future that does not involve the microwave. *giggles* Mexican and Chinese are my favorite foods so I will be sure to give the tortilla thing a try. biggrin
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i had this dream once that these weird slugs were attacking me and they had needles for mouths... they would stick their needles into me and their slug body would go thru the needle into me like a booger thru a straw.. then i started going insane because they were poisoning my brain.. lol... and i end up naked and crazy on some grassy hill...
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joefx:
I don't know but your naked and crazy with face paint on eeek Sounds great!
creepycakes:
lol..
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sorry ive been gone for a few days!!! ive been so fucking sick.. not reallly feeeling to hot still .. blehpuke
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creepycakes:
lol thank you... yea mine wasnt from balls either.. kidney infections in both kidneys!!! wtf... and a herni apparently.. greatttttt.. it was from the weight of my last child on my hips i guess
eroticgeek:
Hope you feel better soon! smile *hugs* Both kidney stones and a hernia hurt by themselves. I have experienced both. I can not imagine having both at that same time! So I feel for ya! I love your blogs, though! They are hilarious, thought provoking, and extremely enjoyable!
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ive always wondered this.... lets say a man has arm hair thats about 1 inch long.. its always been that way... for like 20 years.. never growing .. just staying the one inch... and he shaves his arms and that shit grows back.. how the fuck does the hair know to grow or that it was cut when it never grew before?!?! maybe im an idiot...
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eroticgeek:
It is so funny that you wrote a blog about this. Just last night I was complaining in front of one of my guys friends that I had hair on one of my toes. Gross right? So I started shaving the little hair that you could barely see. Now when it grows back, it looks like a foot long and dark. So this led to a discussion about hair follicles. According to my friend who made this sound all scientific and shit (he is really smart) the hair isn't longer or thicker it, the shaving just opened up a new follicle in that spot that would now produce hair because basically it was unclogged once shaved like a pore. Sounds crazy to me, but who knows?
rolaand:
don't mess with hair. it will win every time. it grows like weeds smile
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i dont understand why people eat cow brains and goat eyes and shit.. i was in the asia market and the things i saw just made me sick.... is there really not enough of the animal that we have already to eat??? that people need to go and eat its balls and face... puke
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chrysis:
Balls and face. Lol.

You kind of have a point.
creepycakes:
lol seriously tho
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The very last sense to go before you die is your hearing......... thats just greatttt news.. lol.. i guess it really doesnt matter though... lol.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. thats so crazy.. they are born... grow up.. fuck.. have babies and die all in one freakin day.. and they are pretty big.. and a stupid shit eating ugly little fly...
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richard_:
Not only did this blog make me want to die with my ipod on, it also made me think i heard something buzzing around me twice.

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creepycakes:
ahhahahahahhakiss
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The pupil of an octopus' eye is rectangular.
thats the devil.............. i personally think the squid is the devil..... anyone that eats that is eating devil meat... they are the scariest most sickest things ive ever seen.. a squid has a fucking beak!!!!! like a parrot! WTF... ewweee i have the chills.. lol.... i saw this show a while back .. i think it was planet...
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gypsymonster:
Don't hate on squids or octopi. I have an octopus tattoo! They are some of the smartest creatures on the planet. And octopi have eyes that are very humanlike, which I find awesome. And the reason they have beaks is because most animals furthest back common ancestor is a bird. Especially dinosaurs such as the velociraptor. Just some fun facts for you. Another fun fact...I can't tell when you comment back on something I said on your blog! You should just respond via my blog wink
creepycakes:
erotic geek.. you are so funny!! lol. they are just sick arent they hahaha. im afraid of everything .. dont feel bad lol