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"The latest version of Terminator, the T4000, was programmed to incorporate fun in his killing patterns"

"Even though Tony had tried everything, Lisa was going to get the remote control by any means and watch Desperate Housewives"

"When Tony asked LittleBleeder to give him a hand, the result went beyond all his expectations"

"This time, he promised himself, would be the last time Tony & Lisa played "condom"

"Tony found out the hard way that safe sex was over-rated"

I'm too tired to come up with a caption that's even remotely funny.

I hope you're doing well, Ms.