Way ahead of you. Already called in sick. Got popcorn & cookie dough ice cream. Rented UHF and Bowling for Columbine. Told friends I'd be on vacation. Replaced the batteries on my caller ID. Which doesn't really matter, because I'll probably unplug the phone anyway.
Does this sound like the intro to an episode of mastur-date or what?
Does this sound like the intro to an episode of mastur-date or what?