So here is the start of my fabulous night/day whatever you call it when your schedule is in reverse. I haven't pooped in 2 days so my stomach is completely bloated and yes, its fair to say that I'm full of shit. It must have to rain out or god hates me because my fucking knee kept popping, my neck AND back hurt at work and there appears to be a little demon in my head that keeps switching places to bring fucking pain. First its in the front, then its on the right, the left...in the middle. How can I get a headache in the MIDDLE OF MY FUCKING SKULL?!?!?!? 
So needless to say I left work at 4am because I was about to break down in the fetal position and cry myself to sleep.
So to top that all off, it was fucking muggy in the lab, then the goddamed computer was giving me error messages while trying to look up slides....in addition to having a mood swing (bipolar...I guess maybe you were the right diagnosis...who cares at this point) and shooting myself in the foot earlier with whatshisface.....somethins gatta give here man!!!! I predict an avalanche of shit tonight on me and Gabes first date because I ate 6 chocolate ex lax's to get this brick out of my colon and I can feel stuff moving in there but it probably won't all come shooting out until I'm mid make out. BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So needless to say I left work at 4am because I was about to break down in the fetal position and cry myself to sleep.So to top that all off, it was fucking muggy in the lab, then the goddamed computer was giving me error messages while trying to look up slides....in addition to having a mood swing (bipolar...I guess maybe you were the right diagnosis...who cares at this point) and shooting myself in the foot earlier with whatshisface.....somethins gatta give here man!!!! I predict an avalanche of shit tonight on me and Gabes first date because I ate 6 chocolate ex lax's to get this brick out of my colon and I can feel stuff moving in there but it probably won't all come shooting out until I'm mid make out. BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!