Give this one time. It builds. Sorta like the musical equivilent of a sexual climax. Fuck does this thing build. Not the most user friendly little ditty........but.....
So, my porn stories...
For those who may not know, I'm a home renovator... tool belt and all. Ah ha you say, now you know where this is going.
The other day I was doing a small pot light installation in a place out by Deep Cove. My dealings with the client were strictly with the husband. The wife was the one who initially called me, but after that for whatever reason (I think it was marriage trouble), she was never around during the lighting design stages. So enter Coolheart the morning the install is to begin. The husband is there and gets me started, then leaves for work. But not before introducing me to "Gloria". Well, I can't remember when I've ever had such signals from a woman. Jesus christ did that woman need some attention from her husband....I could go on this one, but you get the picture. I think I saw about 40 porn movies that had that plot.
The other one is good too...
I'm working in Caulfield in West Van. Fucking expensive neighbourhood. My clients there ( very good regulars who have become quite good friends of mine), and obviously well of and have a beautiful home with a pool and the whole deal. "Karen" the wife tells me her niece from Calgary is going to be staying with them and that she wants to move to Vancouver. "Karen" tells me that she'd really like to introduce me to her. Well, duh, I spend 40 hours a week there. Whey don't you just tell me you want to fix me up with her. So the day she arrives, she ends up bringing a friend from Calgary to enjoy the city for a while. It's July and the weather is hot and sunny. The niece is being so blatantly friendly. It's really quite sickening. On the particular day in question, I'm doing various jobs around there place, and "Karen" has to do about 4 hours of shopping (how convenient). The big reno was coming to an end and the loose ends were literally in every area of the 4000 square foot house. When and only when I decide I need to put the final coat of paint on the custom balcony railings at the back of the house over looking the pool, the girls decide it would be a nice to to take a swim. And of course what does one do after a swim with a tradesman working overhead? Well of course suntan directly bellow him. JEEZE. So you may get the feeling that I'm writing this is a slightly cynical tone. Correct. Both of these prairie women were very PSW. Now, I'm not critical of peoples body types, really I'm not. I can see so much beauty in many different shapes. Not all mind you. What sorta has me about this particular situation was that it was such a no brainer for ...well, you use your imagination. And that the one time something so obvious happens, it has to be with body styles I'm not sexually attracted to. POUT. Anyway, I think I saw 6 porn movies with that plot.
So, my porn stories...
For those who may not know, I'm a home renovator... tool belt and all. Ah ha you say, now you know where this is going.
The other day I was doing a small pot light installation in a place out by Deep Cove. My dealings with the client were strictly with the husband. The wife was the one who initially called me, but after that for whatever reason (I think it was marriage trouble), she was never around during the lighting design stages. So enter Coolheart the morning the install is to begin. The husband is there and gets me started, then leaves for work. But not before introducing me to "Gloria". Well, I can't remember when I've ever had such signals from a woman. Jesus christ did that woman need some attention from her husband....I could go on this one, but you get the picture. I think I saw about 40 porn movies that had that plot.
The other one is good too...
I'm working in Caulfield in West Van. Fucking expensive neighbourhood. My clients there ( very good regulars who have become quite good friends of mine), and obviously well of and have a beautiful home with a pool and the whole deal. "Karen" the wife tells me her niece from Calgary is going to be staying with them and that she wants to move to Vancouver. "Karen" tells me that she'd really like to introduce me to her. Well, duh, I spend 40 hours a week there. Whey don't you just tell me you want to fix me up with her. So the day she arrives, she ends up bringing a friend from Calgary to enjoy the city for a while. It's July and the weather is hot and sunny. The niece is being so blatantly friendly. It's really quite sickening. On the particular day in question, I'm doing various jobs around there place, and "Karen" has to do about 4 hours of shopping (how convenient). The big reno was coming to an end and the loose ends were literally in every area of the 4000 square foot house. When and only when I decide I need to put the final coat of paint on the custom balcony railings at the back of the house over looking the pool, the girls decide it would be a nice to to take a swim. And of course what does one do after a swim with a tradesman working overhead? Well of course suntan directly bellow him. JEEZE. So you may get the feeling that I'm writing this is a slightly cynical tone. Correct. Both of these prairie women were very PSW. Now, I'm not critical of peoples body types, really I'm not. I can see so much beauty in many different shapes. Not all mind you. What sorta has me about this particular situation was that it was such a no brainer for ...well, you use your imagination. And that the one time something so obvious happens, it has to be with body styles I'm not sexually attracted to. POUT. Anyway, I think I saw 6 porn movies with that plot.
pica_pica:
Trade jobs for a week? 
datsun:
And I think people come on to me a lot at work!!!!