This was my dream the other night:
So I go to the movie theater to see The Dukes of Hazard 2 because I want to see Jessica Simpson naked and fourty-feet high. Someone went with me, but I don't remember who...I just know it was a she.
Shortly after the movie begins people start leaving because they are absoutley appauled by how awful the movie is. Before I get my chance to leave I am solicited by woman with lovely hips. She offers me a lapdance of a lifetime and tells me to meet her at the stripclub (which is strangely attached to the movie theater). She says her name is "Turn The Evil Lucy" and hands me a brochure.
I review the brochure and check the prices. Then my female companion and I discuss the amount of cash that we have and breaking large bills into smaller ones. I remember being concerned that I have enough cash to over tip my lapdance.
We walk to the strip club.
And then I wake up.
So I go to the movie theater to see The Dukes of Hazard 2 because I want to see Jessica Simpson naked and fourty-feet high. Someone went with me, but I don't remember who...I just know it was a she.
Shortly after the movie begins people start leaving because they are absoutley appauled by how awful the movie is. Before I get my chance to leave I am solicited by woman with lovely hips. She offers me a lapdance of a lifetime and tells me to meet her at the stripclub (which is strangely attached to the movie theater). She says her name is "Turn The Evil Lucy" and hands me a brochure.
I review the brochure and check the prices. Then my female companion and I discuss the amount of cash that we have and breaking large bills into smaller ones. I remember being concerned that I have enough cash to over tip my lapdance.
We walk to the strip club.
And then I wake up.
misshavok:
you have nice lips.