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you buy
i sell
we split big cake.



NAME THAT TUNE!

first person to get it right gets laid.
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evanx:
Even if I knew that quote, it wouldn't work....

EL SUICIDO LOCO
unknowntrigram:
I see that I was beaten on the draw by not one, but two other men. Oh well.
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i'm going home to my apartment for a while. i bet my kitty misses me.

take care all. i'll be back in a week or so.
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evanx:
Rock 'n roll
flotsomandjetsom:
I think I'd like to see your "kitty" miao!!
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must...remove...uterus...

the pain i have experienced over the last few days is enough to make me want to be a boy.

in other news, i'm really lazy. i'm really really unsatisfied with life. and i really really really need to find a job.

kthnxdie.
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skryche:
Yike. Feel better.
evanx:
Hey! How did the house look? I am assuming from your "unsatisfaction with life" that you didn't drop the cash for it right there.....?
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so, i dyed my hair back to it's natural deep dark brown color and cut some 2 inch bangs. i look ridiculously cute. you're all jealous. kiss
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skryche:
Want picture.
toddster:
1) I wanna seeeeee.

B) I miss yoooouuuu.

III) xoxoxx
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"i was on my way to get fucked up, but you fucked that up for me didn't ya? congratulations, asshole!"- run ronnie run

that movie was the tops.


oh...why pirate lainey eat so many tacos? stupid pirate lainey. ARRR!!!
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skryche:
That's CAPTAIN Queerbait to you!

Oh, yeah. That's what you said.

Well, nyeah.
unknowntrigram:
yeah... tacos are reallllly good
i want tacos frown
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i'm being very undude lately.
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evanx:
Favorite quote from that movie - "Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man"!
evanx:
You goin' to the Burlesque in Detroit? Tickets go on sale at 10am on the 9th.
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i'm disatisfied with life. i'm not depressed. i'm just not impressed. i'm fucking bored. somebody impress me for chrissakes.
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evanx:
Double ha!

unknowntrigram:
*doublebackflips into a moonwalk*
*sighs as he realizes you are not impressed*
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tomorrow i go pick up preston from his dad's. i haven't seen him in almost 9 days. i'm so excited. after i pick him up we're going to go home. where i have no phone, no cable, and no internet. oh what fun! i won't be online again until i come back to my sister's house.

my email doesn't seem to be working anymore either....
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evanx:
ha! Your new name made me laugh out loud! biggrin
cunninglinquist:
Your new name is great. I just added a profile pic that I thought was appropriate and changed my occupation. smile
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evanx:
What a cute fella, too bad he's taken! wink
toddster:
Yeah, you can totally tell those are girl's pants.
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i think i'll be home..sick on new year's eve. i'm not feeling better at all. i can't say that i really care. i'm not in the mood to be around people lately. it's not that i'm depressed i'm just annoyed easily.

my goals for next year:
-eat better
-work out
-stop smoking
-stop swearing as much (it's not ladylike you know)
-volunteer more
-get rid...
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mindless:
Avast! That was a really creative testimonial. I had to continue the chain. Well done me harty!!!!
skryche:
HERETIC

I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH MY CARGO SWEAT PANTS LASERS
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do you think it's kinda ghetto to use pop cans and stuff for ashtrays even when you have an actual ashtray? i think it's just lazy.
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evanx:
Well, you could always...not smoke...but my roomate uses a Faygo can out on the balcony. (he does not smoke inside) So the ashes don't blow all over...

See, it works!
syh:
I'm with Sorcha on this one. Wasting 10? Bad.

On the other hand, it's only really ghetto if you use an empty 40. wink
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my eyes won't stop watering. my nose is stuffed up. my head is aching. my froat hurts. i am in bad shape. all i want to do is lay around under lots of covers and cry. frown
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gravesforthedays:
YAY FLU!!!! It's what I got for christmas. puke
toddster:
Dear Lainey,

I.O.U. the following:

1 large amount of chicken soup
1 large amount of backrubs
1 heaping portion of T.L.C.

to be redeemed at your discretion