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Well life sucks again at the moment...

here's some entertainment instead of my boring and depressing life...

One day Kerry celebrates her birthday. Two days later, her older twin brother Terry celebrates his birthday. How could this be, when they were born a half an hour apart?


A man goes to a party, drinks some punch, and then leaves early. Everyone else at the party...
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bodger0ne:
thanks for the message, and a drink would be cool biggrin
i hope you fel better , depression sucks dal *hugs*
if life is a game, dont think your losing, just think its time for new playerson the team, situation stays the same, yet team gets better.
(i know thats a crap analogy, but hey, i'm not a prophet ar anything tongue) kiss
bodger0ne:
good to hear dal kiss
justglad i can help omeone be happy smile
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In 1906 Max Kiss(that's his real name), a Hungarian-born pharmacist living in the U.S., came up with an over-the-counter version of a new prescription laxative called phenolphthalein. Kiss called his new chocolate tablets Bo-Bos, but one afternoon he happened to read in the local Hungarian language newspaper about a deadlock in Hungary's parliament. The Hungarian words for "parliamentary deadlock" are sometimes shortened to "ex-lax"...
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benji:
i'm gonna have to go now or i may regret it for the rest of my life!
amanda:
I'll have a glass of your best Kowpiss, mmmmm nice biggrin
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dolphingirl001:
hey girl im so sorry to hear about your nan frown please give your family my blessing and give your mom a big hug for me when you see her. ive never known you to be weak and helpless, you are one of the strongest people i know. why do you think i come to you when something happen to me cause you always know what to do, you always say the right things to make me stronger. you handle things so well, ive never known you to quit or give up on anything. ok yes things are on the downside right now but dont give up, not only be strong for yourself but also for your family and remember you have people all around you who love and care for you. dont ever forget that. let other people see the strong and independent side of you that i know you have. just remember if you ever need anything or just want to talk im only a phone call away. girl take care of yourself and remember i love u and respect you and im always here if you need me smile
rxqueen:
i just wanted to stop by and say i'm sorry to hear about yr grandmother frown *hug* but it is very awesome that you got to see the pixies...for free! i get to see them in december and i'm VERY excited.

what a fucked up weekend. stay strong, love. you'll be alright.
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OMFG!! Like mother fuckin' YAY!I..yes me just found out I got the airport job!!!!

I'm so excited. They were so impressed with my resume and my experience they just hired me. This means..no more scraping by with no money and being able to go to the doctors. I start when I get back to Portland...ohh and the coolest thing about this job is...I'll have an...
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angeld:
Sweet! Glad that working out for you.
Those are some great pics darling.
Still waiting to get my hair dreaded, hopefully tonight.

/me does mad dance around Committed and celebrates with her!
amanda:
I am really really pleased you got it, Congratulations .
kiss kiss kiss
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OMFG!! Like mother fuckin' YAY!! I just got a call..sux cuz this call cost me almost $50 for long distance...but I..yes me just found out I got the airport job!!!!

I'm so excited. They were so impressed with my resume and my experience they just hired me. This means..no more scraping by with no money and being able to go to the doctors. I start...
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dolphingirl001:
OMG biggrin nice pics i swear you change everyday, i would never have thought you would have put up nekkid pics of yourself not that im saying its bad or anything wink love but wow smile so what is my prize? tongue blush
minibeanie:
Hmmmm......just had the weird urge to catch a plane somewhere wink

Congrats on the job.....Im sure I will see you in the airport one day.... kiss
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OMFG!! Like mother fuckin' YAY!! I just got a call..sux cuz this call cost me almost $50 for long distance...but I..yes me just found out I got the airport job!!!!

I'm so excited. They were so impressed with my resume and my experience they just hired me. This means..no more scraping by with no money and being able to go to the doctors. I start...
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1aura1:
biggrin
dolphingirl001:
hey girl good for you im so glad you got it biggrin i told you good things were heading your way smile it can only go up from here wink if you werent half way across the world you know i would come celebrate with you biggrin girl you know me im always up for a party tongue wink


sorry things are so bad there frown call me if you want to talk or just get your mind off of things.
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If you think life is bad..
How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes four minutes to get hard.
Only two minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys!!
But worst of all...the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!! So cheer up, your life...
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angeld:
Shit! Glad I ain't an egg....
paleenchantress:
LOOOOOOVE your pics ! love
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Sick Sick Sick Fuuuucckkk!!

Quis es? Quidfecisti? Quando discedes?

Nonne hoc intellegis?

Num hoc intellegis?

Utinam falsus vates sim....

Quid dicam?

Te culpo non quod stultus sis, sed quia ignavus es!

ohhh then there was this guy that said "Black is the most exciting colour. Black when used in different ways appears the most infinite and mysterious, the most spatial and loose...."

Nihil habebam quod...
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innocence:
Hey smile
lucky_16:
I gots me a edumacation, bee-yotch! wink
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nevvyn:
IT was a pretty crappy bank holiday. Hopefully it'll get better this week.

And maybe my dog will stop farting.
dolphingirl001:
hey girl, im sorry you had such a shitty weekend and i feel really bad about your grandma, if you need me you know im here. and what the hell happened to your cat frown i hope your feeling better just keep drinking lots of water and getting lots of rest. thanks so much for the bday thing thats cool its even up on your site. smile biggrin well i had a good weekend, monday was great i found some things out that i have wanted to know for awhile so i will have to tell you about it smile love i just wish you had a good weekend to, well when you come down here and you ever need to get away you know where i am and that im only a phone call away even if i have to pick you up. your my girl and i love u so if you ever need anything let me know smile kiss smile
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Well..I got an interview for the job at the airport!! YAY!!! I hope I get it...
I spent the day doing fuck all...watched a movie...listened to music (of course!!) ...goofed off on cam...mmm ate some couscous and broccoli.....Thank you dolphingirl001 for being a great friend..I love ya doll!! mmMMMmm and lil miss Amethyst... kiss
Probably gonna go out tonight...not sure yet. Must go back down...
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gutterman:
Where have I been all your life?
acidevangelist:
redheads = good robot