coldandwet

Got paid more than anticpated and went shopping, twice. Spent 250 and so have returned promptly to poverty, Admittedly I have some rocking new duds and the new Tom Mcrae album. So well worth it!

I dissapeared the other night. I left a club Id never been to before, slightly worse for wear and ending up lost in a maze of office blocks and car parks. Needed a wee and in the process of relieving myself down an alleyway, heard the words, "You know thats a public disorder offence", turn around a policeman is there. He let me off, but I thought Id best find a taxi.

Stumble across a taxi rank I queued for an hour, with 6-7 chavs behind me, their horseplay results in me being knocked over. Told them to chill out and was rewarded with a punch. Decided to cut my losses and set off walking

Going past the local Rock Club an ambulance is being loaded with those worst for wear, whilst a film crew watches on. As I go past the camera a mike is stuck in my face and Im asked how I feel about anti-social behaviour. I grunted, eyes sting from their torch and staggered on.

I arrive home 2 and a half hours later to find out my mates have rung the police and reported me as missing they were so concerned.

All in all a good nights work!