My 15 year old sister got so drunk yesterday somebody was able to shave off one of her eyebrows.
I feel weirdly proud of her.
I feel weirdly proud of her.

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sticks:
^^^ What she needs to do now is get drunk enough that someone draws her eyebrow back on with a Sharpie in a sympathetic gesture.

ortus:
Far too far fucking long.