coldandwet

Back from the funeral, back to study,

I dont know how people feel about funerals but I think there shite(and I dont just mean because a friend/family member has died).

Im not religous, I dont like dreary hymms no-one knows the words to and I dont like vicors with speech impediments.

Therefore should I kick the bucket and anyone here knows me well enough at the time to attend - yr in charge - this journal says so. Bring music. Many of my friends actually like the charts and think the Sugababes are edgy. Therefore someone here needs to bring something rocking.

I also dont want the service in a church. Ive never been except for funerals and weddings so go somewhere cool. Like Seaworld.

I dont want 2000 yr old prayers or eulogies depicting how selfless and aminable I was. Should anyone claim me to be so, shout them down. SImon was inappropriate, didnt like babies and could be a complete arse if he was lacking sufficient sleep.

I also wanna be cremated. The watching of a coffin being lowered into the ground disturbs me and I think its a horrific last visual.

Dress me in shorts and t-shirt. Its warm where Im going so a suit would just make me sweat! Oh, and closed casket please - dont want you pervs checking me out one last time.

Donations to a bronze statue in my honor to be erected on my parents front lawn!!