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Sugar is sugar, salt is salt. If you didn't get off today it's not our fault!
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I've known since I was just a little boy, that I'd grow up to be a bad man.. . But I'll never disrespect a woman.
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Just woke up... When I said I planned on sleeping till late afternoon, I guess I really meant it!!
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It snowed last night!!!! what is this season you call fall?? Winter is upon us my friends!
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Went from $220,047 in debt to $600 in debt over night!! Proof that if you write enough letters to a CEO, they'll eventually care.. just gotta be the squeaky wheel. Cause the squeaky wheel is the one they notice first!!
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Did you know that the CIA created dinosaurs to discourage time travel?? Learned that last night...the walls in bathrooms wouldn't lie