codexwyrm

Today, on a whim, I shaved my entire body. I mean, the whole damn thing. I started with my pate, and stopped not for grundle nor toe, pat-a-pie. My roommate said I looked like 'A Greek God.' I was just so sick of being a scruffy, grizzly bastard, so what the hey? Except now I have the homoerotic X 10 multiplier. My own transmogrified creamy legs are turning me on.