Tuesday Sep 26, 2006

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Those that live in exigence have long and enviable lives,

Those that live in affinty die young and beautiful,

It's a win-win situation.


Somebody fetch me a fuckin' cigar.

Wednesday Jul 26, 2006

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Nude! I went to a nude camp for the first time. As I expected, there were a lot of old, fat people there- almost exclusively, even. Unexpectedly, there were a lot of children. Some 12-year-oldish budding blonde was beaming at me (while I was clothed). It disturbingly made my day.

I realized, though I'm in decent shape, I'm not good enough. I need...
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poolshark:

My best friend and I spent the day at a nude resort in Florida when we were 15. We just thought it would be fun. We saw a ton of old people, but we were in Florida after all. tongue

Bald is cool by the way. That's my opinion.

burtlo:

I place the tumbler on the nightstand and roll over on top of her. While I kiss and lick her neck she satares passionlesly at the wide-screen Panasonic remote-control television set and lowers the volume. I pull my Armani shirt up and place her hand on y torso, wanter her to feel how rock-hard, how halved my somach is, and I flex the muscles, grateful it's light in the room so she can see how bronzed and defined my abdomen has become.

Monday Jul 10, 2006

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Today, on a whim, I shaved my entire body. I mean, the whole damn thing. I started with my pate, and stopped not for grundle nor toe, pat-a-pie. My roommate said I looked like 'A Greek God.' I was just so sick of being a scruffy, grizzly bastard, so what the hey? Except now I have the homoerotic X 10 multiplier. My own transmogrified creamy...
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Friday May 26, 2006

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The sight of a woman exposing herself is commercial exploitation. I can't look at a girl showing her bra without thinking of a Sears catalog. I can't think of a woman showing her body without thinking of a Martin Lawrence movie. Just like I can't hear rap music without thinking of Tyson chicken or Volkswagen or MTV- it's all a bunch...
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manko:

FUCK yeah.

I'm delighted to get a mention in such lovely context. I might borrow a few ripe lines for my profile actually.

Cheers, o friendly train conductor! wink

Mxxx

Friday May 26, 2006

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The sight of a woman exposing herself is commercial exploitation. I can't look at a girl showing her bra without thinking of a Sears catalog. I can't think of a woman showing her body without thinking of a Martin Lawrence movie. Just like I can't hear rap music without thinking of Tyson chicken or Volkswagen or MTV- it's all a bunch...
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Thursday May 25, 2006

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I had this dream last night about a girl- she had small features, dirty blond hair brought back into a ponytail, small concave nose, and a small serious mouth like a straight line. She had this direct gaze, she was short- about 5' 3" I would say with average-sized breasts, and she was skinny. She was dressed plainly in a thick beige blouse and jeans...
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gabriellamarie:

sounds like a good dream and sleep.

Monday May 08, 2006

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I've never seen a porn in my life, and never bought a porn magazine. Since I've subscribed to this site a few months ago, I've had the best autoerotic experiences of my life.

I want to thank each of the girls not just for sharing their bodies, but for letting their personalities shine through so well. It's really the best part...
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Sunday Apr 30, 2006

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I dreamt a couple nights ago that there were two old men fishing on a shore. They were grumbling good-naturedly the way only old men can about the conditions- "can't get a bite" "rainin' too much" "tackles' no good- I told you about that shop" "if y'ask me s'cause ya won't quit yer ever-lovin' trap"

Of a sudden, I come stumbling...
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Thursday Apr 27, 2006

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Dialogue


The Help: "that coming from someone who advertises for S & M partners..."

Me: "What're you talking about I don't do that who told you I did that how did you know?!?"

The Help: "my friend said that she got that impression from you, that you chain up your girlfriends and ad for S & M partners."

Me: "I barely even remember her. I...
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Monday Apr 17, 2006

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sexsexsexsexsex:

I've had some lately with prettiness. It was nice, but sex itself really is *coughcliche!cough*-oh excuse me- overrated without that additional infatuation with the person. Even with beautiful women, they are just a bunch of disembodied girl parts like so many wild wild west videos and late night tv commercials all glued together with the semen of the faceless fat old...
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gabriellamarie:

I agree with you. The mind is an amazing thing. love

Monday Mar 20, 2006

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I was feeling shitty and had an awakening, like I would imagine how it would feel to have your soul banished to hell and instantaneously replaced by an exact copy- I found myself gazing thoughtfully at everything in Barnes and Noble. Everything was labeled. I looked at the desk I was leaning on, and behind it was a bookshelf filled with a bizarre assortment, and...
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Wednesday Mar 08, 2006

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It's fun to think about who might be thinking about you. I'll never know the answer- hell, I'd probably be afraid to get the answer. But it feels good to make stuff up. I create scenarios where girls I used to date will trip in the kitchen and knock over a cup, and in the adrenaline rush she sees, oddly, my face...
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gabriellamarie:

i think there is probably more then you think