codexwyrm

Those that live in exigence have long and enviable lives,

Those that live in affinty die young and beautiful,

It's a win-win situation.


Somebody fetch me a fuckin' cigar.

Nude! I went to a nude camp for the first time. As I expected, there were a lot of old, fat people there- almost exclusively, even. Unexpectedly, there were a lot of children. Some 12-year-oldish budding blonde was beaming at me (while I was clothed). It disturbingly made my day.

I realized, though I'm in decent shape, I'm not good enough. I need to be...
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Today, on a whim, I shaved my entire body. I mean, the whole damn thing. I started with my pate, and stopped not for grundle nor toe, pat-a-pie. My roommate said I looked like 'A Greek God.' I was just so sick of being a scruffy, grizzly bastard, so what the hey? Except now I have the homoerotic X 10 multiplier. My own transmogrified creamy...
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The sight of a woman exposing herself is commercial exploitation. I can't look at a girl showing her bra without thinking of a Sears catalog. I can't think of a woman showing her body without thinking of a Martin Lawrence movie. Just like I can't hear rap music without thinking of Tyson chicken or Volkswagen or MTV- it's all a bunch of commercial horseshit. Marketing...
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The sight of a woman exposing herself is commercial exploitation. I can't look at a girl showing her bra without thinking of a Sears catalog. I can't think of a woman showing her body without thinking of a Martin Lawrence movie. Just like I can't hear rap music without thinking of Tyson chicken or Volkswagen or MTV- it's all a bunch of commercial horseshit. Marketing...
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I had this dream last night about a girl- she had small features, dirty blond hair brought back into a ponytail, small concave nose, and a small serious mouth like a straight line. She had this direct gaze, she was short- about 5' 3" I would say with average-sized breasts, and she was skinny. She was dressed plainly in a thick beige blouse and jeans....
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I've never seen a porn in my life, and never bought a porn magazine. Since I've subscribed to this site a few months ago, I've had the best autoerotic experiences of my life.

I want to thank each of the girls not just for sharing their bodies, but for letting their personalities shine through so well. It's really the best part for me- most of...
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I dreamt a couple nights ago that there were two old men fishing on a shore. They were grumbling good-naturedly the way only old men can about the conditions- "can't get a bite" "rainin' too much" "tackles' no good- I told you about that shop" "if y'ask me s'cause ya won't quit yer ever-lovin' trap"

Of a sudden, I come stumbling upon their shore, drunk,...
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Dialogue


The Help: "that coming from someone who advertises for S & M partners..."

Me: "What're you talking about I don't do that who told you I did that how did you know?!?"

The Help: "my friend said that she got that impression from you, that you chain up your girlfriends and ad for S & M partners."

Me: "I barely even remember her. I...
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sexsexsexsexsex:

I've had some lately with prettiness. It was nice, but sex itself really is *coughcliche!cough*-oh excuse me- overrated without that additional infatuation with the person. Even with beautiful women, they are just a bunch of disembodied girl parts like so many wild wild west videos and late night tv commercials all glued together with the semen of the faceless fat old white man ruling...
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I was feeling shitty and had an awakening, like I would imagine how it would feel to have your soul banished to hell and instantaneously replaced by an exact copy- I found myself gazing thoughtfully at everything in Barnes and Noble. Everything was labeled. I looked at the desk I was leaning on, and behind it was a bookshelf filled with a bizarre assortment, and...
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It's fun to think about who might be thinking about you. I'll never know the answer- hell, I'd probably be afraid to get the answer. But it feels good to make stuff up. I create scenarios where girls I used to date will trip in the kitchen and knock over a cup, and in the adrenaline rush she sees, oddly, my face.

Or some girl...
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