Thank you to all those who enjoyed the Mr. Buttplug saga. I was half expecting to receive comments to the effect of: "You're retarded", "God, what an idiot", and "You're going on my ignore list." Glad to see instead it was well received. Mr. BP has been enhanced. I'll post a picture when I get a chance.
One of the girls from the lingerie modeling...
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sexbomb:
Oooh! Frankenvibe..... I promise that I don't hurt them bad.... they just don't last long
mslion:
Oh, thank goodness. I wasn't sure I could face a world that includes a Courtney's Love Child without a little support 
On Sunday, with nothing better to do, I decided to create a store mascot. I took a buttplug that was about the size of a football and gave it big cartoon eyes and a big happy smile. He was dubbed Mr. Buttplug for lack of a better name. I put small sign next to it saying MR BUTTPLUG SAYS: DON'T FORGET TO BUY LUBE!....
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instarsia:
OH MY GOD!
i'm gonna be alughing fo hours now...
welcometo SG indy
i'm gonna be alughing fo hours now...
welcometo SG indy
mslion:
I stopped by to say something about the comment you left me...God knows what it was now, because I read your post first and I can't stop giggling.
I think Mr Buttplug needs his sign. How else is he going to impart all the wisdom that comes with being a...well, ok, so is there really that much wisdom in being a buttplug? But still. It's not like he can talk. Hmm...but if someone were to put one of those electronic chips into him so he could talk...
Oh man. Another drummer for whom I will have an inate weakness. It's not fair!
*edited to say: I remembered what I was going to say
I do know interesting people, and I even stayed away from the crazy stuff 
I could've said that "X entered an amateur stripping contest and won 500 bucks by taking first place." or "X took me to a swing club where I was propositioned by a complete stranger and her husband."
[Edited on Aug 19, 2005 11:15AM]
I think Mr Buttplug needs his sign. How else is he going to impart all the wisdom that comes with being a...well, ok, so is there really that much wisdom in being a buttplug? But still. It's not like he can talk. Hmm...but if someone were to put one of those electronic chips into him so he could talk...
Oh man. Another drummer for whom I will have an inate weakness. It's not fair!
*edited to say: I remembered what I was going to say
I do know interesting people, and I even stayed away from the crazy stuff I could've said that "X entered an amateur stripping contest and won 500 bucks by taking first place." or "X took me to a swing club where I was propositioned by a complete stranger and her husband." [Edited on Aug 19, 2005 11:15AM]
Bloody hell I'm so tired and for no good reason. Looks like it's going to be a lazy day. I have to get back behind the drumset and prepare for Atlanta. Gotta stop wasting money on stupid shit too.
Students are coming back to town. I have to make sure the store is stocked up on the essentials. Small pocket pals for the poor freshman...
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Students are coming back to town. I have to make sure the store is stocked up on the essentials. Small pocket pals for the poor freshman...
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mercie:
thank you!
brds8myface:
update i tell you update your journal
Got some pictures of myself posted in case anybody cares to know what I look like. They're kind of bland, but holding the camera out in front of you doesn't open up alot of posing possibilities. Also got some pics of my new tarantula and scorpion. No names yet. Suggestions are appreciated.
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luxdivon:
please dont feel mocked. i oftentimes will write the first thought down, and then realize i wanted to say more and update more. i've updated more again, so it seems more complete. btw, its cool to see you put some pics up.
brds8myface:
and how was your weekend. I got a little crazy with the purple paint and painted one of the walls in my bedroom that color, the remaining walls will be RED and yea i am a redhead
and yea i am a redheadWhat I did on my day off:
Got up, turned off alarm, went back to sleep.
Did laundry.
Bought a digital camera ( pics coming soon).
Bought a tarantula and a scorpion.
Bought a curling bar and a tricep bar (my vain attempt to be buff).
Dreaded next months credit card bill.
Pigged out on Long John Silvers fish.
Going to going vomit now.
Got up, turned off alarm, went back to sleep.
Did laundry.
Bought a digital camera ( pics coming soon).
Bought a tarantula and a scorpion.
Bought a curling bar and a tricep bar (my vain attempt to be buff).
Dreaded next months credit card bill.
Pigged out on Long John Silvers fish.
Going to going vomit now.
No point to this post. Just using these words to replace another failed attempt at posting an image. I'm going to go bang my head against the wall now. Cheers!
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gadget:
damn, that's kind of sad. I think that's the only reason I came up with such a name for my problem.
George W is invading my brain with his terrible knack for naming things!
George W is invading my brain with his terrible knack for naming things!
brds8myface:
yay does this purchase mean pics to follow? thanks for the love I needed it!
The spider is good she is in hiding i think i made her mad
The spider is good she is in hiding i think i made her mad
FUCK!
Bloody hell!
Tried to put a picture in this post to no avail.
Guess I don't know what I'm doing.
Yep, I thought I'd let everybody know that I have no idea what I'm doing.
Tried to put a picture in this post to no avail.
Guess I don't know what I'm doing.
Yep, I thought I'd let everybody know that I have no idea what I'm doing.
luxdivon:
here's the trick. add your picture to your picture files. open it up in a new window. right click on the picture. at the bottom will be image properties. click on that. there will be a an address http:// etc. highlight it, and copy it (ctrl c) then come back here, and past that after you hit the Image button under insert. 
hopefully that makes sense. they make it way to complicated.
hopefully that makes sense. they make it way to complicated.
brds8myface:
how is the smut business? reminds me I need new porn...i have grown tired of mine, the plots just aren't the same anymore
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!!!!!
My tarantula has died. I'll miss her. She was a good pet for eight years. RIP Artemis.
My tarantula has died. I'll miss her. She was a good pet for eight years. RIP Artemis.
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calypso:
Ah, well. You had eight wonderful years together.
sexbomb:
nah. he didn't stomp on my heart. we hadn't been dating long enough. I will be fine.
Ah hell, what a day.
Work was uneventful so I won't go into the boring details of stocking dildos, cockrings, and other such sexual implements.
After work I collected up my rehearsal drumset and more or less quit my band. Shit, the band hasn't even been together since October. Mark says we're going to get together real soon, but nothing ever pans out. Just because...
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Work was uneventful so I won't go into the boring details of stocking dildos, cockrings, and other such sexual implements.
After work I collected up my rehearsal drumset and more or less quit my band. Shit, the band hasn't even been together since October. Mark says we're going to get together real soon, but nothing ever pans out. Just because...
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calypso:
I can't wear white. Kool-Aid stains and such.
serendipity:
Yup, and the Vikings don't have a chance in hell this season without Moss. So mostly I'm just going to cheer on Favre's demise.
Well fuck, this is my first entry so I'll try and make it intelligent.
First, excuse the Darth Vader photo as my profile picture. It will have to do until I buy a camera. The last camera I owned was one of those crappy disc cameras back in the 80s. What a fucking piece of shit that thing was.
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First, excuse the Darth Vader photo as my profile picture. It will have to do until I buy a camera. The last camera I owned was one of those crappy disc cameras back in the 80s. What a fucking piece of shit that thing was.
This is the first journal I've...
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luxdivon:
OMG. frosted animal cookies are the best.