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So, my fingernails have been spicy for the last few days. And by spicy, I mean they actually burn my tongue when I nibble on them. I don't mean chew off when I say nibble. I just kind of bite my nails, while leaving them intact.

Also, what would you do if a group of people arbitrarily broke into song? I hope I'm never in...
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I'm An Idiot...

So, I started filming my web-series this weekend and had all of my equipment and wardrobe bags in the back seat of my Thunderbird. My sister called and asked me if I could pick up her and a friend. I said sure, forgetting about all of the crap in my car. When I got to my car, I decided to take my...
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My new site is up.

http://www.coffeeandcigs.com

Today I made a culinary-masterpiece of Renaissance proportions. It was a faux-pizza baked with wheat-flat bread, fresh mozzarella, Gorgonzola and various combinations of mushrooms with spinach or grilled chicken with sun dried tomatoes. I roasted garlic, tomatoes and onions and combined the ingredients on each flat bread with painful precision. I threw them in the broiler, crisped them up and put them on a plate....
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Watched Coffee and Cigarettes today. My cousin and I decided to each do a Coffee and Cigarettes segment. There's something very cinematic about shooting someone smoking a cigarette while waxing whatever. I bought a pack today to practice smoking, as I am not a smoker and don't want to look like a neophyte when filming. I smoked two in a row, practiced looking cool and...
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Mitten is hot.

I'm listening to the "American Gods" audio recording during my daily transit. I heard the best line today:

Then he grinned, like a fox eating shit from a barbed-wire fence.

A Surfeit of Sauce:

Why is there so much sauce?

I have to bring something to a potluck tomorrow. A co-worker is going off to school and we are throwing him a party. So I've never actually been to a potluck before. What the hell do I bring, I pondered. I decided on meatballs stuffed with mozzarella (which I've never cooked). I print out the...
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Does everyone want to be a filmmaker now? I wonder if everyone wanted to be a painter in the middle of the Renaissance.

Older Eastern-European woman find me to be a beautiful boy. I'd like to know the reason. I am ethnically Spanish/Native American (on my mothers side) and Russian/Polish/English/Dutch/Hungarian (on my fathers side). Maybe I have enough physical characteristics from my Eastern European heritage to remain vaguely familiar while my Hispanic heritage gives me an air of the exotic. Whatever the reason, why can't YOUNGER Eastern-European women...
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I need $5000.00. I won't blow it on something stupid--I promise.

Just watched a documentary on Alejandro Jodorowsky--I can't wait to watch Fando and Lis tomorrow (rented it from NetFlix). I can't seem to find El Topo or The Holy Mountain for rent anywhereI'm going to have to buy them on eBay.