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Wednesday Sep 14, 2005

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In case you were wondering, this is what a call for planetary terraforming sounds like on its outbound trajectory (29 MB mp3).

The specific target coordinates for initial insertion and the meta-grid coordinates for my helpful Planetary Extermination (Earth) Project Management Excel spread-sheet are contained in the scratching, which I do over the very last song. In the larger universe, all data transfer of any substance is done with turntables, records and a mixer.

The preceding 16 minutes are an elaborate security encryption (parsed by your ridiculously limited consciousnesses as 'music' . . . whatever that is).

Do I worry about my transmission being made public? I do not. Our best mathmeticians estimate that it would take *your* best mathemeticians 194.47124 *billion* man-hours to break the encryption, even if they were using the pathetic machines you so vaingloriously refer to as "super" computers.

Hahahaha . . . I digress.

The call has gone out! Special thanks to Sophie for pointing me towards Target, good looking out, earth scu . . . I mean, baby!

Take note, humans: The process has begun! In a little more than seven thousand years, large sections of your planet will be *nearly* uninhabitable by your sad and deluded species!

Bwaaaaah hahahahahahahaha.

VIEW 23 of 23 COMMENTS
anbuvampyre:
ahahaha i dled the mix already
Sep 16, 2005
chris_sick:


now my own position is ticklish
I'm with the invaders
no use trying to hide that
and at the same time
I disagree with some of the things
they are doing

oh we're not united anymore than you are
oh we're not united anymore than you are

the conservative faction is set on nuclear war
as the solution to the, uh, personal problem

others disagree
others disagree
others disagree

I don't claim that my motives are one hundred percent humane
but I do say,
if we can't think of anything quieter
and tidier than that

we aren't all that much better than you Earthlings.
-Burroughs/Ministry(again)



Keep an eye out when you're buying Wood stuff. I think the only thing he wrote and illustrated is Channel Zero. The sequel books I believe he just wrote. The best part of CZ though is Warren Ellis' introduction and David Choe's interview of Wood at the end. I actually just re-read my copy, since I'm trying to think up a similar politcally subversie comicboook ideas. I think Wood's story-telling is a bit heavy-handed, a bit obtuse at times, but he has real charcters and he gives them a lot of life, and the art is amazing.

As for the site and it's aesthetics, well I understand what your're saying. I don't want the aesthetic to overwhealm the site and I don't want to create the must beautiful non-functional site ever designed. But the aesthetic is important to me because part of my idea behind making it big is being able to market it and one of the ways I hope to do that is to create such an instantly recognizable aesthetic that no matter what the actuall medium is, whether it's the SITE itself or a button on somebody's jacket, you know it's for the SITE.

As for the practical side, I don't remember for sure if it was CSS or not, but both of the designers we talked to and promptly scared off had assured us that they could create form pages that editors could sign into using limited access passwords and update their own sections. Which is important since no one is going to want to be full time administrator on this thing.

Any suggestions where I could recruit a decent web-guy/girl, since the two I previously had lined up both flaked on me, leading us to where we are now.

Sep 16, 2005

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