cklarock

Aphexplotz' comment about adopting the little b-boy toddler reminded me that before I moved to Kansas, I was working on a sweet business plan for child relocation services-- in my opinion, a vastly underserviced industry segment.

I put together a brief slideshow as an aid for our helpful sales staff:















Unfortunately, the venture stalled out because we were having a real tough time finding competent Child Locality Adjustment Associates to man our regional offices-- since Iraq, Blackwater has been soaking all the manpower. Some suggested outsourcing to Mexico, but Man on Fire made Sophie cry, so I couldn't go there.

Which, I guess, is a win-win deal for the crackheads.