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How to Make the Most Out of Your Visit to London, by Sir Cklarock Pentigrew Wordsworth Saveaho the III, Esq..

Chapter One:

Don't go.






Chapter Two:

Seriously, don't go.


Conclusion:

Visiting London is a lot like licking the handrail in a New York City project tenament stairwell.

Except without any good-looking latinas hanging out talking shit.


Appendix 1: Creating the London Experience at Home.

First, take all of your money out of your bank account. Second, give it to an Indian guy. Third, kick yourself in the balls every three hours for four days straight.


Appendix 2: Things to Be Sure to do While In London.

Be sure never to go to London.


~Finis~