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So, I've been spending a lot of time dicking around modding my death robot; recently I got into its bios and started changing the definitions of certain words; you know, things like changing "make" to mean "terminate" and "coffee" to mean "user."

That kind of thing.

I changed "kill" to "hump" and then ordered it to kill Sophie. It was funny, because she thought (for just a second) that I was trying to kill her with my death robot, but really, I was just clowning around.

So the robot had sex with her in the bedroom, then again in the bathroom. Personally, I thought the bathroom sex was hotter, but I think she disagrees. At any rate, I totally told her, "I'm so blogging this."