cklarock

Fucking speedboats versus a LUXURY CRUISE LINER. Imagine that. Fifteen pirates in two speedboats armed with RPGs and assault rifles talking about, "let us board so we can rob and/or rape you," and the captain of the vessel is all, "uh . . . (pretends to think about it) . . . nofuckyou. (To his pilot) Ram them," and they were all, "eat pirate ordinance, Australian bitches!"

"My daughter saw the pirates out our window," Edith Laird, a US passenger, said in an email from the ship.

Later, to friends, she added, "And she's been masturbating about it ever since."