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christoscamaro

las vegas

Member Since 2005

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04.19.17
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A fun prank is getting someone really drunk, and getting them a UV ta…
It might be years before they run across a black light, and when th…
04.19.17
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Put something into the microwave and tried to start it, but the door …
Thanks! Whoever designed that feature. You know me too well.
04.18.17
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The ABC's should sue twinkle twinkle little star for totally copying…
04.17.17
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There's these two pigeons who show up out back when I go out to smok…
I give them both birdseed sometimes. One of them's got like really…
04.17.17
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I'm inventing an alarm clock
that ten minutes after you shut it off, it starts taking pictures o…
04.16.17
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You might feel proud when you play a good game of PacMan,
but really, those pellets were tiny ghost eggs that the ghosts wer…
04.15.17
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Visine may as well come with rolling papers. Stop pretending Visine!…
04.14.17
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If you get diarrhea on the international space station, everybody is …

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