well, the good news is i got my car repairs (engine and installation) down to $1500.
the bad news is that i have to part with $1500.
some options to possibly consider:
--knock off a gas station or liquor store
--find a sugah daddy pronto
--sell some of my eggs (ovarian style, yo!)
--launch an internet banking scam
--start my own phone sex company
any other thoughts?
**of course, i am only joking about the above....in truth, i have steve irwin, the crocodile hunter, tied up in my basement for ransom money. i figure i can get one mill-ion dollars!
the bad news is that i have to part with $1500.
some options to possibly consider:
--knock off a gas station or liquor store
--find a sugah daddy pronto
--sell some of my eggs (ovarian style, yo!)
--launch an internet banking scam
--start my own phone sex company
any other thoughts?
**of course, i am only joking about the above....in truth, i have steve irwin, the crocodile hunter, tied up in my basement for ransom money. i figure i can get one mill-ion dollars!
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internet banking scams are good. getting some friends to tie you to a bed and smack you around and leave you for hurt in a disney-owned hotel room is better.
they like to keep that kind of shit real quiet and they do so w/ dollars.
didn't hear it from me though,
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the transporter was unavailable. your package is somewhere in the hands of the united states postal service and it's crazed employees.
now the good news.
if your first line was an aceyalone reference, you are going in my will.