chinowski

is it fucked up to want one girl?

is more fucked up to want more then one?

my penis is sensitive.

it listens to jawbreaker and talks about it's feelings.

that's why i beat it.

i think i may be shy.

the hotest lil girl is speaking to me.

i diserve none of it

with her wonderfull child.

her love of comix, and paegan as shit.

she is such a wonderfull song.

that i fear will hear it's own tune and abondon my

deaf ears....

girls want to call me.

but i know they dion't want me.

they just wanna bitch and vent.

i get that. we all have to.

but...

but dammit ladies....you can only tax me so much.

i love you all, but if all i get is drama, don't be surprised when i don't answer your calls.

just say'n

suppossed to see
http://banksyfilm.com/

thought, cool it starts this friday.

dammit.

only played friday.

a lie.

My grandmother used to call me "Shortlegs McCandy".

i have been drunkenly conditioning a cowboy hat.

i think i need to drive over it a couple times.

but other wise....

i love hats.

i collect them, i have a pork pie a girl who is god's hottest creation steal for me, a fedora that is less then sub-par, a antique bowler hat that i dare not wear sice it is way too coll...
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sometimes vodka makes me feel like sluggish old man.

i dunno why.

our adorable dog approaches me

and i tell her

"calm down" but for her time moves at a different speed.

each time she sees me she looks at me like i've been gone for a week even though i've yet to finish a cigarette.

i worry how she'll be able to adjust to...
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so i guess i hung up on ole dad when i called him for his birthday cause he said my invention was stupid. it's just that it all came back to me instantly.

when i was a kid learning to play the violin and he goes and sees my concert, and tells me i don't have a musical ear. i haven't played a violin since....
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