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is it fucked up to want one girl?

is more fucked up to want more then one?
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my penis is sensitive.

it listens to jawbreaker and talks about it's feelings.

that's why i beat it.
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the hotest lil girl is speaking to me.

i diserve none of it

with her wonderfull child.

her love of comix, and paegan as shit.

she is such a wonderfull song.

that i fear will hear it's own tune and abondon my

deaf ears....
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girls want to call me.

but i know they dion't want me.

they just wanna bitch and vent.

i get that. we all have to.

but...

but dammit ladies....you can only tax me so much.

i love you all, but if all i get is drama, don't be surprised when i don't answer your calls.

just say'n
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suppossed to see
http://banksyfilm.com/

thought, cool it starts this friday.

dammit.

only played friday.
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a lie.

My grandmother used to call me "Shortlegs McCandy".
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i have been drunkenly conditioning a cowboy hat.

i think i need to drive over it a couple times.

but other wise....

i love hats.

i collect them, i have a pork pie a girl who is god's hottest creation steal for me, a fedora that is less then sub-par, a antique bowler hat that i dare not wear sice it is way too...
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sometimes vodka makes me feel like sluggish old man.

i dunno why.

our adorable dog approaches me

and i tell her

"calm down" but for her time moves at a different speed.

each time she sees me she looks at me like i've been gone for a week even though i've yet to finish a cigarette.



i worry how she'll be able...
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so i guess i hung up on ole dad when i called him for his birthday cause he said my invention was stupid. it's just that it all came back to me instantly.

when i was a kid learning to play the violin and he goes and sees my concert, and tells me i don't have a musical ear. i haven't played...
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jesus h fuck.

seriously i wish people would fuck off for a moment.