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Well, for the millionth time a girl has told me that she "used" to have the biggest crush on me. It is flattering, if only in retrospect, but i'm always left scratching my head, wondering why they don't tell me this at the time.

With the girl in question it wouldn't have been possible because she was dating a good friend of mine at the...
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"I'm not a little girl, I'm a bionic woman"

It's HOT!
all variants of HOT: Muggy, humid, arid, sticky = hot as balls, mine.

I have an A.C., yet i'm still bathing about three times a day. It also makes working-out doubly unpleasant. After all, i'm not trying to loose weight here.
I need to make friends with someone who lives in the Canadian tundra or something.

Thoughts:

Sometimes i think i'm so far behind technology there is almost no point in trying to catch up: the computer isn't my friend. It is an over-sized calculator that comes down with more viruses than an immune deficient adolescent. This only ends up costing me more money...and time...precious time.
I guess it's because i never had a computer when i was younger.

So what...
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"Jesus rides beside me
He never buys any smokes
Hurry up, hurry up, ain't you had enough of this stuff
Ashtray floors, dirty clothes, and filthy jokes"

Both the girl and jesus are getting the boot at the next truck stop.

My thoughts on hot weather are borrowed:

"What are you, fuckin reptiles? I'm a mammal. I can afford scarves and sweaters"
-Bill Hicks -
RIP

My AC gets bound in garbage bags and cardboard every winter - ghetto insulation. And each winter some urban critter makes it their home. Last year it was squirrels. This year, birds. This year, a family of them.
Now, there...
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Is there any safe way of getting a girl to like you less than how much she actually does. I'm in this "no strings" tryst, but i get the feeling she is digging me a little too much. My proof is that she is amused by the smallest, stupidest things i do. That kind of indulgence (to me) is a clear sign of girlfriend fever....
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Oh, Yesss.
A friend of mine landed the lovely position of consultant to Gibson guitars. This means he can get any gibson guitar at artist's price: retail price= your first born, factory price = your left scrotum, artist's price= 3 bills with enough left over to have a few drinks.
Let me repeat, "oh, yes."

With school done I am going to have some extra...
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The theme for today: Wrapping up loose ends.

Finished recording some old songs, which means they can now be put to rest. I'm back on SG, temporarily, to badger some of the peeps i've met on SG to take'em off my hands. (Free of charge, of course).

Almost done with finals, which means i'm almost done with school. Thank sweet baby jesus/ala/buddha; i thought i...
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grrrrr..

How am i feeling?......

-no my child this is not my desire, i'm digging for fire- When time runs out and death is near, you just look arond and you can see the fear - Cerebral rape and pillage in a village of his choice, invisible man who can sing in a visible voice - as minutes tick away the days become years, i...
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