So I was in the pub last night, when this older guy come up to me in the smoking area and started talking about hair. (He was bald, may I add.)

He started giving everyone hair advice and criticising...and then he turned around to me and said

'You're not fat enough to have green hair.'

I was like. Okay. wow, do you want...
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caitylou:
What a twaaaaaaat!!
fimbis:
dickhead indeed!