[1] What is your middlename:
Elizabeth Isobel. hysterical combined with the rest of my name, I know..
[2] what color is your mailbox:
ermm...presumably it's white, to diguise it in with the rest of the front door. that must confuse and annoy the postman no end..
[4] Have you ever hit a deer:
I've hit an OLD dear. she said the youth of today are all thugs. it's true, we are.
[5] Do you have to drive over a bridge to go to work?
I think the train I get goes over a bridge or two..
[6] Do you get the paper delivered to your house in the morning?
i think my dad buys the daily sport or the financial times, depending on how sleazy/cultured he's feeling..
[7] Who checks the mail in your house?
Whoever gets to it before dad's collects it in the tardis that is his 'pile of papers', never to be seen again..
[8] Do you have a small driveway:
nope. it's huge and gravelly like Chris Isaacs voice
[9] Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you:
i pay very little attention to these things..
[10] What do you do first in the morning?
try to get out of bed without blacking out or feeling lightheaded..
[11] What brand is your printer:
erm...hewlett packard? who cares...geez
[12] Do you enjoy fighting with people:
not at all..it leaves a bad taste in the mouth. oh that's marmalade? i stand corrected.
[13] Is your hair naturally straight or curly:
kinky.. well it was. it's so over processed now it doesnt have to energy to curl. or even kink..
[14] Who was your kindergarten teacher:
hmm...Mrs Morgan. i loved her more than I loved my mum at the time..
[16] Are you taller than your mother:
i started shrinking, so no, not any more.
[17] Do you have a favorite word
i think its made up but i quite like the word 'piggle'. like piglet and pickle all mushed up..it serves as an affectionate pet name..
[18] What color is the interior of your car:
if i ahd one it'd have to be leopard print..or red leather
[19] What do you do to get over a broken heart?
have adventures and write lots
[20] Do you have a deep dark secret:
not really. I'm far too honest for my own good
[21] Do you know anyone who never rode a bike:?
if by 'rode a bike' you mean slept with a certain girl I know then yes. I have never ridden that particular bike. The seat implied venereal disease..
[22] Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?
always.
[23] Does anything hurt on your body right now:
actually no
[24] Do you often cry during movies:
frequently. purely to discharge the impression of my frosty exterior. Big Fish makes me cry like a baby
[25] Do you hate your life:
At this very moment my life is going very very well. I'm not necessarily there yet, but I know where I'm going and the future looks beautiful..
[26] Do you get mad easily:?
not really.
[27] Do you drink to get drunk:
yes. and if i don't plan on having a bender, I wont drink at all..that is to say, I either drink and get ruined, or drink juice all night. I don't just have a couple.
[28] What is your biggest pet peeve:
I'm in such a disgustingly good mood right now, I cant even think of one. Oh dear. I'll get back to you on that one..
[29] What is your away message:
Usually 'be right back'..9 times out of 10 it's a lie. I just cant be bothered talking
[30] Do any of your friends have kids:
My bestest buddy has a beautiful little boy
[32] Who should pay on the first date:
go Dutch. (get stoned and forget to go out at all - just stay in, giggle and eat crisps.)
[33] How many years older than you are you willing to date?
i think my maximum is 13 years older.well..thats the oldest I've dated...
[34] Do you have any friends:
yes. Although I could count on one hand and maybe a foot who are *true* friends..
[35] Do you have any mean friends:
some can make questionable judgements, but none are 'mean' so far as I know.
[36] What is the ugliest colour in your opinion:
I'm not overly keen on orange..at least I probably wouldnt wear it myself. But then style is about wearing anything and making it look good..
[37] Have you ever liked someone who all your friends couldn't stand:
frequently.
[38] Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously:
well....If i was driving the car which I one day hope to have, then no, i wouldn't. it'd be a travesty to trash a car that hot. If I was in an escort then yes, I might just..
[39] Have you ever been fired from a job:
technically no
[40] What year was your house built:
It's georgian. so...a long time ago.
[41] When was the last time you slept in someone elses bed:
2 nights ago
as much as i loved the company, I despise single beds. It's a good job me and Mr Horn fit together so well.
[43] How tall are you:
5ft 7..or 5' 9 in heels
[44] What is the closest green object:
I'm wearing one green & black stripey over the knee sock. yes, just one.
[45] What is on your feet:
one sock. we've been over this
[46] Do you always wear underwear?
no. for details please ring 0800...
[48] Do you want to have kids:
not for a little whilse, but yes, I do.
[49] How many years apart are you and your next sibling?
my step brother is 5 days older. my sister is 3 1/2 years younger
[50] Who is the last friend you have, that you would never expect to be gay?
Martyn I think
[51] When was the last time you had a girls night or guys night:
...hmm... probably in Ireland..so...maybe a month ago
[52] Whats your mothers name:
Ann
[53] Stupidest movie you ever saw:
there are too many.. any American Pie-esque movies I really don't like..
[54] Do you collect comic books:
no. but i know a man who does
[55] Do you look like your dad:
yup. apart from his HUGE ears
[56] Do you have any TV shows on DVD:
not personally. but i know a man who does (not the same man as the comic books..)
[57] Are you wearing makeup:
yes. I look like a troll without it.
[58] Do you have a tattoo:
just a few
[59] Are you happily in love/married:
after a minor glitch, yes, I am. sickeningly
[60] You win the lottery you:
move to Holland with a beautiful boy I know
[62] Is there something you want to tell someone but you dont know how:
no. My friends and people I love are people I can say anything to.
[63] Who is your hero:
i'm not sure. someone who's doing something with their life. someone who's living their dreams..
[65.] Do you work a lot of hours?
no. i almost wish i was
[66] What do you do when you are stressed out:
listen to music and torture small children
[68] Is there anything you regret:
yes
[69] Do you know where your family name originated from:
ireland i think..
[70] Is there any animal that creeps you out?
piders. not dissimilar to spiders, they are the creatures which creep around waiting for me to scream "it's a pider. aaaghhh. save me". ok ok it's a spider. 'pider' just sounds cuter.
What or who first got you into SuicideGirls?
Watching the 'shake your blood' video by Probot with all the foxy SG ladies in it...
What size shoe do you wear?
about a UK 7
Is it the same size when you wear sandals?
yup yup
Have you ever been out of the country?
with Police escorts, sure.. New York, Florida & Key West (love it there), Spain, France, Ireland, Holland.. I like going places..the world is way too big to stay in this town
Where would you travel to if you could hop on a plane right
now?
Amsterdam (you wanna schmoke, yah?
)
How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night?
it varies between 4 and 12 hours..
Have you ever been too scared to make the first move?
hell no. Femme fatale's can't be too scared..
Did you end up missing out?
n/a
How do you determine whether or not someone is compatible
with you?
being unfussy about gender, my next issue is a sense of humour. you'll need one to deal with me..
Which do you prefer: hicks or bikers?
bikers for sure
Would you ever consider climbing Mt. Everest?
in these heels? no.
Are you a good kisser?
I've been told so.
Do you believe there is life out in the galaxy(ies)?
why not
Are you allergic to anything?
I get a little funny eating kiwi fruit. funny as in my throat swells up and I choke..
Which is better: sugar or honey?
sugar (daddies)
Love or Money?
For some reason I just read that as 'love or motley crue'..I'm not sure how. but still....love all the way
Children or a successful career?
children definately..I think I'm gonna be an awesome mamma
Mountains or the Beach?
hmm.... the beach if i'm alone, the moutains if I got my boy by my side
Bonfires or fireplace?
Fireplace..in a log cabin in the Rockies..
Would you ever go sky diving?
no way. not now, not ever.
If your house was on fire & you could save only one thing/item from your room, what would it be?
my room right now? well if boy was in there, him. but as he's not...I'd say my suitcase cuz it has almost all my clothes in it..
Why is the ocean blue?
cuz.
Do you prefer rap or rock music?
rock & roll all the way..
Which movie(s) do you prefer: Lord of the Rings, or Harry Potter?
erm... Harry Potter I guess. I don't have the patience to sit thru 6 hour movie marathons
Do you prefer the Jetson's or the Flintstones?
Jetsons
The Simpson's or Family Guy?
Family Guy
What is, in your opinion, your best physical attribute?
hmm...I've always not minded my wrists
Do you think you have a good sense of humor?
I made someone spit tea all over the computer, laughing at something I wrote once (apparently)..but yeah, I think I can be funny sometimes
What makes you unique?
my fingerprints.
If you could change one thing you did/did not do TODAY, what
would it be and why?
I would've remembered what it was I was leaving my boy a note for as I left his house this morning..I remembered half way home. shit.
Do you enjoy sports? If so, what is your TOP favorite sport to
play or watch?
Play? tonsil hockey. Watch? erm...I don't like watching sport..at all..
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Living just outside Amsterdam, being an international superstar (at Anarchie's suggestion..), working in/running a piercing studio.. Maybe with a baby on the way?
it was still May 25th when I started that...oh boy.
Basically, I have no interesting news so I figured I'd post answers to a bunch of questions you'd never care to ask me.. haha
x fin x
Elizabeth Isobel. hysterical combined with the rest of my name, I know..
[2] what color is your mailbox:
ermm...presumably it's white, to diguise it in with the rest of the front door. that must confuse and annoy the postman no end..
[4] Have you ever hit a deer:
I've hit an OLD dear. she said the youth of today are all thugs. it's true, we are.
[5] Do you have to drive over a bridge to go to work?
I think the train I get goes over a bridge or two..
[6] Do you get the paper delivered to your house in the morning?
i think my dad buys the daily sport or the financial times, depending on how sleazy/cultured he's feeling..
[7] Who checks the mail in your house?
Whoever gets to it before dad's collects it in the tardis that is his 'pile of papers', never to be seen again..
[8] Do you have a small driveway:
nope. it's huge and gravelly like Chris Isaacs voice
[9] Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you:
i pay very little attention to these things..
[10] What do you do first in the morning?
try to get out of bed without blacking out or feeling lightheaded..
[11] What brand is your printer:
erm...hewlett packard? who cares...geez
[12] Do you enjoy fighting with people:
not at all..it leaves a bad taste in the mouth. oh that's marmalade? i stand corrected.
[13] Is your hair naturally straight or curly:
kinky.. well it was. it's so over processed now it doesnt have to energy to curl. or even kink..
[14] Who was your kindergarten teacher:
hmm...Mrs Morgan. i loved her more than I loved my mum at the time..
[16] Are you taller than your mother:
i started shrinking, so no, not any more.
[17] Do you have a favorite word
i think its made up but i quite like the word 'piggle'. like piglet and pickle all mushed up..it serves as an affectionate pet name..
[18] What color is the interior of your car:
if i ahd one it'd have to be leopard print..or red leather
[19] What do you do to get over a broken heart?
have adventures and write lots
[20] Do you have a deep dark secret:
not really. I'm far too honest for my own good
[21] Do you know anyone who never rode a bike:?
if by 'rode a bike' you mean slept with a certain girl I know then yes. I have never ridden that particular bike. The seat implied venereal disease..
[22] Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?
always.
[23] Does anything hurt on your body right now:
actually no

[24] Do you often cry during movies:
frequently. purely to discharge the impression of my frosty exterior. Big Fish makes me cry like a baby
[25] Do you hate your life:
At this very moment my life is going very very well. I'm not necessarily there yet, but I know where I'm going and the future looks beautiful..
[26] Do you get mad easily:?
not really.
[27] Do you drink to get drunk:
yes. and if i don't plan on having a bender, I wont drink at all..that is to say, I either drink and get ruined, or drink juice all night. I don't just have a couple.
[28] What is your biggest pet peeve:
I'm in such a disgustingly good mood right now, I cant even think of one. Oh dear. I'll get back to you on that one..
[29] What is your away message:
Usually 'be right back'..9 times out of 10 it's a lie. I just cant be bothered talking
[30] Do any of your friends have kids:
My bestest buddy has a beautiful little boy
[32] Who should pay on the first date:
go Dutch. (get stoned and forget to go out at all - just stay in, giggle and eat crisps.)
[33] How many years older than you are you willing to date?
i think my maximum is 13 years older.well..thats the oldest I've dated...
[34] Do you have any friends:
yes. Although I could count on one hand and maybe a foot who are *true* friends..
[35] Do you have any mean friends:
some can make questionable judgements, but none are 'mean' so far as I know.
[36] What is the ugliest colour in your opinion:
I'm not overly keen on orange..at least I probably wouldnt wear it myself. But then style is about wearing anything and making it look good..
[37] Have you ever liked someone who all your friends couldn't stand:
frequently.
[38] Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously:
well....If i was driving the car which I one day hope to have, then no, i wouldn't. it'd be a travesty to trash a car that hot. If I was in an escort then yes, I might just..
[39] Have you ever been fired from a job:
technically no
[40] What year was your house built:
It's georgian. so...a long time ago.
[41] When was the last time you slept in someone elses bed:
2 nights ago

[43] How tall are you:
5ft 7..or 5' 9 in heels

[44] What is the closest green object:
I'm wearing one green & black stripey over the knee sock. yes, just one.
[45] What is on your feet:
one sock. we've been over this
[46] Do you always wear underwear?
no. for details please ring 0800...
[48] Do you want to have kids:
not for a little whilse, but yes, I do.
[49] How many years apart are you and your next sibling?
my step brother is 5 days older. my sister is 3 1/2 years younger
[50] Who is the last friend you have, that you would never expect to be gay?
Martyn I think
[51] When was the last time you had a girls night or guys night:
...hmm... probably in Ireland..so...maybe a month ago
[52] Whats your mothers name:
Ann
[53] Stupidest movie you ever saw:
there are too many.. any American Pie-esque movies I really don't like..
[54] Do you collect comic books:
no. but i know a man who does
[55] Do you look like your dad:
yup. apart from his HUGE ears

[56] Do you have any TV shows on DVD:
not personally. but i know a man who does (not the same man as the comic books..)
[57] Are you wearing makeup:
yes. I look like a troll without it.
[58] Do you have a tattoo:
just a few
[59] Are you happily in love/married:
after a minor glitch, yes, I am. sickeningly
[60] You win the lottery you:
move to Holland with a beautiful boy I know
[62] Is there something you want to tell someone but you dont know how:
no. My friends and people I love are people I can say anything to.
[63] Who is your hero:
i'm not sure. someone who's doing something with their life. someone who's living their dreams..
[65.] Do you work a lot of hours?
no. i almost wish i was
[66] What do you do when you are stressed out:
listen to music and torture small children
[68] Is there anything you regret:
yes
[69] Do you know where your family name originated from:
ireland i think..
[70] Is there any animal that creeps you out?
piders. not dissimilar to spiders, they are the creatures which creep around waiting for me to scream "it's a pider. aaaghhh. save me". ok ok it's a spider. 'pider' just sounds cuter.






What or who first got you into SuicideGirls?
Watching the 'shake your blood' video by Probot with all the foxy SG ladies in it...
What size shoe do you wear?
about a UK 7
Is it the same size when you wear sandals?
yup yup
Have you ever been out of the country?
with Police escorts, sure.. New York, Florida & Key West (love it there), Spain, France, Ireland, Holland.. I like going places..the world is way too big to stay in this town
Where would you travel to if you could hop on a plane right
now?
Amsterdam (you wanna schmoke, yah?

How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night?
it varies between 4 and 12 hours..

Have you ever been too scared to make the first move?
hell no. Femme fatale's can't be too scared..
Did you end up missing out?
n/a
How do you determine whether or not someone is compatible
with you?
being unfussy about gender, my next issue is a sense of humour. you'll need one to deal with me..
Which do you prefer: hicks or bikers?
bikers for sure
Would you ever consider climbing Mt. Everest?
in these heels? no.
Are you a good kisser?
I've been told so.

Do you believe there is life out in the galaxy(ies)?
why not
Are you allergic to anything?
I get a little funny eating kiwi fruit. funny as in my throat swells up and I choke..

Which is better: sugar or honey?
sugar (daddies)
Love or Money?
For some reason I just read that as 'love or motley crue'..I'm not sure how. but still....love all the way

Children or a successful career?
children definately..I think I'm gonna be an awesome mamma
Mountains or the Beach?
hmm.... the beach if i'm alone, the moutains if I got my boy by my side
Bonfires or fireplace?
Fireplace..in a log cabin in the Rockies..
Would you ever go sky diving?
no way. not now, not ever.
If your house was on fire & you could save only one thing/item from your room, what would it be?
my room right now? well if boy was in there, him. but as he's not...I'd say my suitcase cuz it has almost all my clothes in it..
Why is the ocean blue?
cuz.
Do you prefer rap or rock music?
rock & roll all the way..
Which movie(s) do you prefer: Lord of the Rings, or Harry Potter?
erm... Harry Potter I guess. I don't have the patience to sit thru 6 hour movie marathons
Do you prefer the Jetson's or the Flintstones?
Jetsons
The Simpson's or Family Guy?
Family Guy
What is, in your opinion, your best physical attribute?
hmm...I've always not minded my wrists
Do you think you have a good sense of humor?
I made someone spit tea all over the computer, laughing at something I wrote once (apparently)..but yeah, I think I can be funny sometimes
What makes you unique?
my fingerprints.
If you could change one thing you did/did not do TODAY, what
would it be and why?
I would've remembered what it was I was leaving my boy a note for as I left his house this morning..I remembered half way home. shit.
Do you enjoy sports? If so, what is your TOP favorite sport to
play or watch?
Play? tonsil hockey. Watch? erm...I don't like watching sport..at all..
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Living just outside Amsterdam, being an international superstar (at Anarchie's suggestion..), working in/running a piercing studio.. Maybe with a baby on the way?







it was still May 25th when I started that...oh boy.
Basically, I have no interesting news so I figured I'd post answers to a bunch of questions you'd never care to ask me.. haha
x fin x

The new tattoo idea sounds lush and in between your shoulders would be really nice!
I still think the chest area is the best. Maybe just put it low enough to were you could coverit with most clothes but be able to show it off when you want to.
Glad to hear everything 's going well with you and your boy. Hope everything stays that way.