What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex???
Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your "whole week".
Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your "whole week".
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You know who you are and you know what you did. I would very much like it if you would identify yourself please. It was a pretty gutless thing to do. Tell me yourself what you think of me, pussy.
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xmt:
i could have someone whacked for ya.
itsalivemedia:
So?
Owie.
I am currently ever-so-independently applying lotion con glitter to all parts of my body. I love dressing like a high-class hoochie! Looking all good, T&A styleee. Just to prepare you, I am going to tell you one more time..... keep doing that and you face will freeze like that!!! No, seriassly, though, tomorrow. Hollywood Bowl. Paul Oakenfold. Tickets as cheap as one GD dollar. You...
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jivesucka52:
I think my friend's band is opening for that show you speak of...Hoochie's can be high-class? Hmm, that's new to me. Hahaha. I'm sure you look lovely.
itsalivemedia:
Thanks for your call. Try you soon.
What up my party people?!? I actually WORKED yesterday. Yes, yes, foreign concept, I know. I am baffled as well. Yeah yeah, so it was just a one day thing..... lick my ass. It's kind of unfortunate that I possess a talent that, when advertised for in the classifieds, they have to specify "english-speaking". Oh well, it felt good to have a task that literally...
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itsalivemedia:
Ok random, flakey, girl. I might be heading to SD on Wed. If I do, wanna come?
I will, yet again, overlook your erratic behavior only because I think a caper might be involved. I'm beginning not to trust and believe in you but alas, I will give you yet another opportunity to see me in my granny car seat with my sternum pressud up against the sterring wheel.
I will, yet again, overlook your erratic behavior only because I think a caper might be involved. I'm beginning not to trust and believe in you but alas, I will give you yet another opportunity to see me in my granny car seat with my sternum pressud up against the sterring wheel.
mafungohead:
I'll tell all tonight.
Werd up..... just checky checkerton in here. Couch surfing really rocks, you guys should try it!! Actually, I have such nice friends that I am bed-surfing!! Doesn't that sound slutty? What a whore!! Who wants to give me tickets to see Bjork at the Hollywood Bowl in August? First ten roles, preferrably. And Paul Oakenfold plus a shitload of other DJs are spinning there on...
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itsalivemedia:
Hey,
Re-read what i wrote about....I absolutely KNOW you are not using me to get anything. I was simply referencing a TIME when I tried to talk to you and since then...nothng. That's all. I know you are not using me. Frankly, I doubt I would MIND you using me, but that's another matter entirely.
What are your plans on Sat? There is a cool band playing at Amoeba in the afternoon (free) and I am headed to Santa Monica to see a band I work with that night. Electronic/dancey/jazzy stuff. You in?
Good luck with the job sitch. Any luck.
Yeah, CALL ME. In fact, call me daddy.
Re-read what i wrote about....I absolutely KNOW you are not using me to get anything. I was simply referencing a TIME when I tried to talk to you and since then...nothng. That's all. I know you are not using me. Frankly, I doubt I would MIND you using me, but that's another matter entirely.
What are your plans on Sat? There is a cool band playing at Amoeba in the afternoon (free) and I am headed to Santa Monica to see a band I work with that night. Electronic/dancey/jazzy stuff. You in?
Good luck with the job sitch. Any luck.
Yeah, CALL ME. In fact, call me daddy.
itsalivemedia:
Talking to you today made me realize how much I missed you. Call you later. Trust and believe.
Did you know that everything is going to be okay? I am convinced. I am such a sarcastic and cynical person that I feel like such a New Age dumbass trying to feel positive. I remember when I moved to northern California and was trying to get ready for my first day of class at HSU. First of all, I have an anxiety disorder and...
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paleenchantress:
your so pretty 
fej:
Yep..
When I cant, WE can get through things
When I cant, WE can get through things
Well, there's good news and bad news....I got my car back tonight so take that! All thanks to a very very nice boy who shall remain nameless (thank you thank you spank you?) All my CDs!!! All my lipsticks!!! It's like getting all new clothes and it's only been a month since I've seen them. I am glad that I was able to do that...
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itsalivemedia:
This is going to sound really lame but how is it that you are the ONLY person that can give me a good belly laugh via a POSTING on my journal? You fucking crack me up...that is a great gift. I don't often find people THAT funny and you are one of those people. I love that about you.
So how are things kitten? I'm around later if you want to talk. I'm there for you if you need it.
And hmn....as to why am I nice to you? Hmn....
1. You fucking crack me up
2. If I was in your shoes, I would hope someone would have a lil sympathy too
3. You look hot when you pull your metal chain belt up to your chest as you forget you are in public and not in the john.
4. You appreciate a good HOT CARL joke
5. Not all my thoughts are always so nice
6. You like good music (103.5 NOT being part of that)
7. You have a great smile
...shall I go on?
...I'm around.....if you need something.
So how are things kitten? I'm around later if you want to talk. I'm there for you if you need it.
And hmn....as to why am I nice to you? Hmn....
1. You fucking crack me up
2. If I was in your shoes, I would hope someone would have a lil sympathy too
3. You look hot when you pull your metal chain belt up to your chest as you forget you are in public and not in the john.
4. You appreciate a good HOT CARL joke
5. Not all my thoughts are always so nice
6. You like good music (103.5 NOT being part of that)
7. You have a great smile
...shall I go on?
...I'm around.....if you need something.
rockboy:
"his loss, our gain..." i definitely like the way that sounds and gonna hold you to it CHERRY-V:
call WESTSIDE RENTALS in Santa Monica ASAP
...that's the rental bible. cheap to expensive listings in that 'hood; everthing from sub-lets to house sitting . 4 a small, but worth is subscription fee. email me if you need more info, my old landlord usually has places opening up, too...
CHERRY-V:
call WESTSIDE RENTALS in Santa Monica ASAP
...that's the rental bible. cheap to expensive listings in that 'hood; everthing from sub-lets to house sitting . 4 a small, but worth is subscription fee. email me if you need more info, my old landlord usually has places opening up, too...
Soooo... mommy is going to let me have my car back and it's very exciting. I miss driving.... so missing my little coche. It's all lonely, bored out of it's mind in fucking Simi Valley. Pobrecito!!
I'm surprised that I am not more depressed, maybe because I avoid thinking about it..... everything. I avoid dealing with it. Isn't it so much easier that way. I...
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I'm surprised that I am not more depressed, maybe because I avoid thinking about it..... everything. I avoid dealing with it. Isn't it so much easier that way. I...
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itsalivemedia:
Regret makes me cry too if I think about it. Like you, I avoid thinking about it.
Midge style....I am still laughing about that...
Midge style....I am still laughing about that...
How doth life suck ass??.... Let me count thy ways and shit. I won't bore you with such retardation. I thought Johnny Mountain said it was supposed to be sunny today that bastard. Next time your in Switzerland, bring your good vibes and your nice sunglasses, it's going to be hot & sunny......
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xmt:
you like the blonde redhead?
or maybe the sea and cake?
the makeup?
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or maybe the sea and cake?
the makeup?
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xmt:
you were looking for suggestions the other day...
thought you might want to check them out, if you weren't familiar...
thought you might want to check them out, if you weren't familiar...
I didn't even realize that it was Friday the mothafuckin thirteenth yesterday until about 10:30 - 11:00 in the PM, like Special Edna. It would have explain a few things, though, lemme tell you. I got dumped yesterday morning at fucking Winchell's Donuts, of all the GD places. For the most retarded of reasons (long story, I'll tell it if your enquiring mind really wants...
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itsalivemedia:
Just left you a VM. Call me.
itsalivemedia:
Do me Midge style?
Very excited because I went to my storage unit today and got my sewing machine and lots of my fabric!! Finally I am going to have my creative outlet back!! I am so making myself the cutest fucking handbag on God's green earth ASAP. Be jealous.... whatever. I have a job interview on Sunday and I am trying my damndest to stay positive and focus...
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xmt:
what' in your disk player right now? then i can give a better recommendation, right?
lately, i've been listening to english beat's ' i just can't stop it', quite a bit. i'm rediscovering the oldies.
it makes me happy and goes well with coffee.
lately, i've been listening to english beat's ' i just can't stop it', quite a bit. i'm rediscovering the oldies.
it makes me happy and goes well with coffee.
atmospherik1:
Damn! You got dumped? That is fuckin weak. Now that I'm lookin at my post. Where did I see this info.
Buy" Danse Macabre" if you haven't allready. It is good, for sure. I am alos a Scorpio.
Hang in there. As long as your pussy is stable, that's cool. You gotta have somthin there for yah right? I like any Muse CD's. Alkaline Trio is dope, if you like punk. If you like rock, pick up the HOt Hot Heat cd's or the HInt HInt.
If you want too delve into any Hip HOp cd's, pick up some Atmosphere ones. Slug is a fuckin great MC.
Buy" Danse Macabre" if you haven't allready. It is good, for sure. I am alos a Scorpio.
Hang in there. As long as your pussy is stable, that's cool. You gotta have somthin there for yah right? I like any Muse CD's. Alkaline Trio is dope, if you like punk. If you like rock, pick up the HOt Hot Heat cd's or the HInt HInt.
If you want too delve into any Hip HOp cd's, pick up some Atmosphere ones. Slug is a fuckin great MC.
that rhymes, huh? sorry. that was an accident.
Where are all your friends?