So I was nominated for this by @richsquared (crafty bastard...), so here y'all are! The questionnaire seems to be missing L and U, so if any of you want to add questions related to them for me, feel free!
Age: 42... though my face fools most people into thinking I'm far younger than I really am. I've typically looked about five years younger than my actual age for most of my life.
Bed size: Queen
Cat name: Dirtface, though we call him "Dirty" for short.
Dog name: Nope! Dogs are for other people! I like to pet them and tell them they're good girls or boys, but when they stink or pee on the rug, they become their parents' problem.
Eye color: Grey-Green.
Favorite color: Black, always and forever.
Ghosts exist: Maybe... I'm convinced there's... something... given specific experiences of mine. I'm especially open to considering the possibility if there's any credence to the Hidden Valley theory. How any of it might actually work though, is likely obfuscated by hucksters, and lack of ability to reliably test with current technology, so I can't really be sure.
Height: 5' 10" /1.77m (though I'm probably shrinking...)
Instrument you play: I used to play the electric guitars often as an edgy teen and twenty-something, but I rarely pick them up anymore, unfortunately. I used to do MIDI programming as well, and somewhere out in the internet ether some silly techno songs I made when I was younger likely still float.
Jealous type: I... don't know? I used to be really jealous when I was young, but I was also really stupid and inexperienced back then too. I don't know if I'm especially jealous nowadays. People are who they are and do what they do, and you can either roll with it and adapt or have a hard time in life. At the end of the day, your jealousy ain't changing anything about anyone else's life, and if they do things that you don't like, then I guess they're not for you.
Kids: Never. I have no room for boogery brats or stank-ass teenagers in my life except maybe as their cool uncle or cousin (if even that). See dogs above for my general treatment of children 😄
Mood currently: A bite of unfulfilled longing with a hint of melancholy over a mostly gray background. I've been having a hard time lately, and that's actually better than I've felt for awhile.
Night owl: I used to be, and it's my natural inclination, but my job no longer affords me the ability. I'm a Night Owl masquerading as a Day Lark now.
Overnight hospital: I've had several very extensive surgeries over the years, so yes, I am more than familiar with the overnight hospital stay. Catheters are no fun at all, and morphine gives me very bizarre dreams.
Pet peeve: Lack of emotional control. People certainly don't have to act like robots, but letting oneself get wildly upset over trivial things that aren't the end of the world is extremely annoying, and I will definitely judge you hard for it.
Quiet time hobbies: Gardening during the warm months. I have numerous fruiting bushes of different species I've been babying over the years that are now big enough to make delicious berries. I also love to read, usually fiction (when I can pry myself away from doom-scrolling), and often enjoy it most during the cold months.
Right or left handed: Right, but only for writing and instrument use. I can do everything else almost equally well with either.
Something you love doing: Is it trite to say "sex"? I really am an insatiably lust-crazed slut in my heart of hearts, and would happily get it on every single day if I could. In another life, I'd joyfully do porn. Hopefully that doesn't sound icky.
Top 2 television shows: Mystery Science Theater 3000 for the laughs, and Lexx for the bizarre, sexy, low budget Canadian/German camp weirdness.
Vacation plans: There's many, MANY places I'd love to go to that I know I'll probably never see with my own eyes. The whole world if I could. I would love to visit Finland one day, so I can try their blood sausage with lingonberry sauce, or the Carpathian mountains, so I can go hiking with Floxy.
Who will play along: I have no idea! I have very few active friends here these days. Maybe @dicentra? She's neat, and if she hasn't already done this one before I followed her, I'd be interested in seeing her answers!
Xbox or PS4: PC for life!
Yummy foods you love: Thai food, Hawaiian food, and POG. POG is one of my favorite fruit drinks, and is as much childhood nostalgia as it is delight to my tastebuds 😋
Zoo favorites: Does the Aquarium count? I love seeing the chonky Harbor Seals! ðŸ¦
