Can I just tell you guys:
So my friend and I are out lying in the sun today, enjoying the day and having a lovely time, when we hear this rustling in the leaves overhead. I look up just in time to see this squirrel PLUMMET from the branches. I'm not even making this up. Squirrels actually FALL. And this one fell like, twenty feet! Just this little gray body: FOOM.
And I thought: Oh my god, I'm going to have squirrel guts on my face in 3... 2... 1...
And damned if that thing didn't miraculously manage to avoid getting split open like a melon. It just went THUD!!!11!/eleventy and then went along its way. It wasn't even DAZED.
I laughed so, so hard.
Squirrels are SUPERMAN.
So my friend and I are out lying in the sun today, enjoying the day and having a lovely time, when we hear this rustling in the leaves overhead. I look up just in time to see this squirrel PLUMMET from the branches. I'm not even making this up. Squirrels actually FALL. And this one fell like, twenty feet! Just this little gray body: FOOM.
And I thought: Oh my god, I'm going to have squirrel guts on my face in 3... 2... 1...
And damned if that thing didn't miraculously manage to avoid getting split open like a melon. It just went THUD!!!11!/eleventy and then went along its way. It wasn't even DAZED.
I laughed so, so hard.
Squirrels are SUPERMAN.
That's all.