Ok!
Moved into my first house! It needs some cosmetic surgery for sure, but nothing Nasty. But i do have a blue room. And a purple room. And a green basement. And a red sex room (nice red, we're keeping that one). It took 3 coats of primer to cover the 'pale avacado green' in the basement, and its not half as dark as the upstairs rooms. Welcome to it!
As a side note; Whoever invented faux finishes should be drug into the street and shot.
The yard is nice, i've found 7 anthills and am researching grizly ways to kill them. At first i was all, aww, they're only ants, live and let live. But now that i've mowed over them and seen them come boiling out of the ground and had them climbing all over my body i want them dead.
Its nice to have the loudest sex ever and know you're encapulated in your own little bubble with no pervs behind the wall yanking one off.
Thats it for now!
Moved into my first house! It needs some cosmetic surgery for sure, but nothing Nasty. But i do have a blue room. And a purple room. And a green basement. And a red sex room (nice red, we're keeping that one). It took 3 coats of primer to cover the 'pale avacado green' in the basement, and its not half as dark as the upstairs rooms. Welcome to it!
As a side note; Whoever invented faux finishes should be drug into the street and shot.
The yard is nice, i've found 7 anthills and am researching grizly ways to kill them. At first i was all, aww, they're only ants, live and let live. But now that i've mowed over them and seen them come boiling out of the ground and had them climbing all over my body i want them dead.
Its nice to have the loudest sex ever and know you're encapulated in your own little bubble with no pervs behind the wall yanking one off.
Thats it for now!
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100xproofxwoman:
yessss! this is like the best entry i've read in quite sometime lol congrats on the new house. i cant wait till the day where i can be as loud as i want and not have to worry about neighbors being in earshot and throwing e dirty looks the next i see them. . although they do that as it is anyway teehee
lavonne:
I thought EmilyEve kinda looks like I did when I was a lot younger, I don't see a resemblance in the other girl though. Usually I just get "you look like that Resident Evil chick!"