It's been a while, but I'm back from very important business. More updates and spider-web-removal from my journal to follow.
It takes me drunk to notice how large I look in my pic. That was 13 months and 50 lbs ago. Bless Atkins, I need a new one.
My Spearmint Rhino hat is smushed. I must have fallen asleep on it. But at least it is still alive.
There is something magical about waking up in the morning and still being drunk. I only had about a bazillion glasses of water... Pffth, LIGHTWEIGHT! I didn't even get to the rum last night. But I guess my liver is smiling, though.
Ok, I took one sip from Diet Coke and all of a sudden my stomach is revolting. What a wuss. But I WILL NOT PUKE. NO I WILL NOT
It takes me drunk to notice how large I look in my pic. That was 13 months and 50 lbs ago. Bless Atkins, I need a new one.
My Spearmint Rhino hat is smushed. I must have fallen asleep on it. But at least it is still alive.
There is something magical about waking up in the morning and still being drunk. I only had about a bazillion glasses of water... Pffth, LIGHTWEIGHT! I didn't even get to the rum last night. But I guess my liver is smiling, though.
Ok, I took one sip from Diet Coke and all of a sudden my stomach is revolting. What a wuss. But I WILL NOT PUKE. NO I WILL NOT
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fiendclub:
where the hell are you???
captainmorgan77:
I was kidnapped by aliens, but I made it back more or less ok. Planning on doing regular updates again.