Well, it's finally official: Pokemon causes cancer.
"...Dr. Pandolfi added. "If we could turn Pokemon off, it may block this oncogenic circuitry and stall the malignant process."
I don't know what else they expected. I've known for years that turning Pokemon off, or at least changing the channel, was beneficial to my health.
If you suspect that you may have been exposed to dangerous amounts of cartoons starring cutsey animals, lethal to either you or the people around you, The bunnies may be able to save you.